squirrels
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Who here is from the Baltimore/Washington area? I'm from norther Balto County.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Baltimore/Washington DJs?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
One on One
Master Don Juan
I'm from Fairfax County, which is right outside DC.
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Ever make it up to B-more? I'm thinking about riding up to PowerPlant tonight...looks like the rain let up. There are a bunch of clubs and usually a lot of hotties running around.
I never have much luck there, though, for some reason.
I never have much luck there, though, for some reason.
Miles Davis
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I'm in College Park dude, moving into a new place next weekend. I've been to Hammerjacks a few times, lots of sluts there, haha. Also hitting the DC clubs too. But I find plenty of opportunities to meet chicks going to school with over 30,000 people.
I haven't been to PowerPlant before. Do you live close to Perry Hall? I've been around that area.
I haven't been to PowerPlant before. Do you live close to Perry Hall? I've been around that area.
squirrels
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I live IN Perry Hall...that's my 'hood.
College Park would be a good meeting place for the BW area...especially once school starts and the bars are teeming with drunk sorority chicks.
College Park would be a good meeting place for the BW area...especially once school starts and the bars are teeming with drunk sorority chicks.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
A1SteakSauce
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I'm in Adams Morgan. If you are interested in U St., 18th St., or downtown hit me up.
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squirrels
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Anyone feel like doing B-more tomorrow night? I'm seriously considering going to Powerplant Live...it's like 6-8 clubs packed into a small area, plenty of women if the weather's nice.
I could use a wing.
I could use a wing.