"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bad mistake you made with a woman

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One time there was this reaaaallly reallly hot girl Lily in my psychology class. Omg yo like nice booty nice boobs pretty smart everything man. Had her on my d!ck pretty nice, then I brought her to the hideout and I insisted that we watch bowling for columbine online. She left less than halfway through and didn't return my texts/calls after that. :mad:

......let's hear your story broskies.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Masculinity

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Try to stay away from controversial topics when you meet new girls. Things like politics, abortion, religion, government & things along those lines usually end up in negative endings.
 

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LMAOOOO @ that pic it's funny cuz now I hate republicunts and demofags with the same intensity
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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powpow

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went back to a girls apartment, peed in the dark before going to bed with her. Didnt notice that the toilet seat didnt want to stand up until I was JUUUUST about done.

noticed there was a big flood of my urine on the floor. decided not to clean it up and instead hop right into bed. we finished and she went to the restroom, flipped out, said the ****! told her oh yeah your toilets leaking. luckily Im super healthy and drink lots of water so that stuff was CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR.

Im pretty sure she knew it was my pee.
 

cptnapalm

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I forgot a girl's name once. I remembered it started with a 'B', was the name of an alcohol and was not Brandy. Grabbed a dictionary, hit the bathroom sat on the floor and went through the Bs one entry at a time.

A long while later, 'Burgundy!'I exclaimed.

"You need something?", She asked.
"No no, everything's good. "
 

Gray The Prince

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I've made A LOT of mistakes. Here's one of my more notable ones....



With my old oneititis a long while ago BEFORE I found SoSuave, I stood up for myself and she guilt-tripped me. So, I texted her and I told her, "Not having you is one of the biggest mistakes I'll ever make in my life."

To this day, thinking about it makes me barf. I can't believe I said that!!
 

MartyMcFly

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Lol I can relate to you Gray.
Back is HS I was in serious oneitis with this girl, We broke up right before homecoming. And when I saw her there I instantly tried to get back with her. She ended up with some other guy at the dance (who she was seeing while we were together) It completely ruined my night. Ever since. I turned my whole life around. I'm a much happier person now. Although, I can still improve some things.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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shizz702

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Being a "nice guy" with my last LTR. I had just started getting into this site and reading up on it and even though the information made sense to me I resolved that this girl would be different and wanted a nice guy. So I did all the typical afc sh!t, bought her flowers, paid for everything, and just exuded clingy, needy behaviour, only to end up with a break up letter on my car one morning.

After that I killed the afc inside of me and never plan on going back.
 

5string

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This one is no joke.

After getting off active duty in the Army, I went to college and graduated with a degree in business. I had joined the Army Nat Guard after I went to work and then met my first wife. We decided to marry. Before doing so, I was accepted into OCS with the goal of learning to fly rotary wing aircraft at Fort Rucker, AL.

My wife told me she didnt want a military life and didnt think it would be in the best interests of HER two kids. I was AFC, got out of the Guard altogether and have regretted that decision my entire life.
 

vatoloco

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I once mistankly asked her "Hey, do you have change for a twenty?" after having sex. Hey, I was kind of sleepy and didn't realize what the situation was.

Nah, just fucking with ya! :D
 

PlayCold

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Long time ago (before sosuave and all) I was in bed with this girl who was really dominant all the time (she had a really big mouth). I did some great finger action on her but when I was finally about to nail her she told me: "I really like you (ouch) but it's a bad idea to f*ck you" (she was a real slut, 100% no virgin) but I noticed she sure did want to do it but was just testing me.

To wrap it up. I was a real p*ssy, walked out there with my tail between my legs and didn't get laid.
 

Maxtro

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Bad mistake I made with a woman? I have so many I could write a book on them.

My most recent mistake was to keep pursuing a girl who told me that she wasn't interested. I thought that I could get her to fall for me if I spent enough time with her.

If she knew I was interested and she still hung out with me and came over to my house, it means that she's starting to like me right? Wrong. It just means that she ignores the bad, me being interested, and puts that aside seeing only what she wants to see. That is until things come to a point that she can't ignore my actions anymore and we just stop talking.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Kenny Powers

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maybe she just didn't find the idea of two crazed high school students going on a murderous rampage all that sexy... Always go with comedy or horror movies.

My biggest mistakes have also pvssying out when a girl said she was too tired or didn't feel like it. Also once had bad oneitis and talked to this girl just about everyday for a few months, shockingly when I started to put the moves on she LBJF'd me. Wow I've learned a lot from this site!

Bowling for Columbine is an amazing movie though! The best part is when he compares gun-homicide rates in the U.S. to other countries. The difference is astounding and disturbing. Makes you think why we're so violent
 

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AdvancedNeophyte said:
One time there was this reaaaallly reallly hot girl Lily in my psychology class. Omg yo like nice booty nice boobs pretty smart everything man. Had her on my d!ck pretty nice, then I brought her to the hideout and I insisted that we watch bowling for columbine online. She left less than halfway through and didn't return my texts/calls after that. :mad:

......let's hear your story broskies.
Dear lord, AND she was a REPUBLICAN? Can I get this chick's digits please? ;)
 

PapiChulo

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I talked to chick that showed interest about porn, milfs, and accidently blurred out something about picking up hookers.

The worse one is the timing to ask them out: too early, or too late - I never get that right.
 

MainDroite

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Telling a french girl while I was off traveling in Europe: "I love you".

Dear God. Once they know they have you by the balls, some girls just quit being nice. I suffered for it. I'm okay now.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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