"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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One time there was this reaaaallly reallly hot girl Lily in my psychology class. Omg yo like nice booty nice boobs pretty smart everything man. Had her on my d!ck pretty nice, then I brought her to the hideout and I insisted that we watch bowling for columbine online. She left less than halfway through and didn't return my texts/calls after that. :mad:

......let's hear your story broskies.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Try to stay away from controversial topics when you meet new girls. Things like politics, abortion, religion, government & things along those lines usually end up in negative endings.
 

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LMAOOOO @ that pic it's funny cuz now I hate republicunts and demofags with the same intensity
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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powpow

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went back to a girls apartment, peed in the dark before going to bed with her. Didnt notice that the toilet seat didnt want to stand up until I was JUUUUST about done.

noticed there was a big flood of my urine on the floor. decided not to clean it up and instead hop right into bed. we finished and she went to the restroom, flipped out, said the ****! told her oh yeah your toilets leaking. luckily Im super healthy and drink lots of water so that stuff was CLEAR CLEAR CLEAR.

Im pretty sure she knew it was my pee.
 

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I forgot a girl's name once. I remembered it started with a 'B', was the name of an alcohol and was not Brandy. Grabbed a dictionary, hit the bathroom sat on the floor and went through the Bs one entry at a time.

A long while later, 'Burgundy!'I exclaimed.

"You need something?", She asked.
"No no, everything's good. "
 

Gray The Prince

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I've made A LOT of mistakes. Here's one of my more notable ones....



With my old oneititis a long while ago BEFORE I found SoSuave, I stood up for myself and she guilt-tripped me. So, I texted her and I told her, "Not having you is one of the biggest mistakes I'll ever make in my life."

To this day, thinking about it makes me barf. I can't believe I said that!!
 

MartyMcFly

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Lol I can relate to you Gray.
Back is HS I was in serious oneitis with this girl, We broke up right before homecoming. And when I saw her there I instantly tried to get back with her. She ended up with some other guy at the dance (who she was seeing while we were together) It completely ruined my night. Ever since. I turned my whole life around. I'm a much happier person now. Although, I can still improve some things.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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shizz702

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Being a "nice guy" with my last LTR. I had just started getting into this site and reading up on it and even though the information made sense to me I resolved that this girl would be different and wanted a nice guy. So I did all the typical afc sh!t, bought her flowers, paid for everything, and just exuded clingy, needy behaviour, only to end up with a break up letter on my car one morning.

After that I killed the afc inside of me and never plan on going back.
 

5string

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This one is no joke.

After getting off active duty in the Army, I went to college and graduated with a degree in business. I had joined the Army Nat Guard after I went to work and then met my first wife. We decided to marry. Before doing so, I was accepted into OCS with the goal of learning to fly rotary wing aircraft at Fort Rucker, AL.

My wife told me she didnt want a military life and didnt think it would be in the best interests of HER two kids. I was AFC, got out of the Guard altogether and have regretted that decision my entire life.
 

vatoloco

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I once mistankly asked her "Hey, do you have change for a twenty?" after having sex. Hey, I was kind of sleepy and didn't realize what the situation was.

Nah, just fucking with ya! :D
 

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Long time ago (before sosuave and all) I was in bed with this girl who was really dominant all the time (she had a really big mouth). I did some great finger action on her but when I was finally about to nail her she told me: "I really like you (ouch) but it's a bad idea to f*ck you" (she was a real slut, 100% no virgin) but I noticed she sure did want to do it but was just testing me.

To wrap it up. I was a real p*ssy, walked out there with my tail between my legs and didn't get laid.
 

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Bad mistake I made with a woman? I have so many I could write a book on them.

My most recent mistake was to keep pursuing a girl who told me that she wasn't interested. I thought that I could get her to fall for me if I spent enough time with her.

If she knew I was interested and she still hung out with me and came over to my house, it means that she's starting to like me right? Wrong. It just means that she ignores the bad, me being interested, and puts that aside seeing only what she wants to see. That is until things come to a point that she can't ignore my actions anymore and we just stop talking.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Kenny Powers

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maybe she just didn't find the idea of two crazed high school students going on a murderous rampage all that sexy... Always go with comedy or horror movies.

My biggest mistakes have also pvssying out when a girl said she was too tired or didn't feel like it. Also once had bad oneitis and talked to this girl just about everyday for a few months, shockingly when I started to put the moves on she LBJF'd me. Wow I've learned a lot from this site!

Bowling for Columbine is an amazing movie though! The best part is when he compares gun-homicide rates in the U.S. to other countries. The difference is astounding and disturbing. Makes you think why we're so violent
 

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AdvancedNeophyte said:
One time there was this reaaaallly reallly hot girl Lily in my psychology class. Omg yo like nice booty nice boobs pretty smart everything man. Had her on my d!ck pretty nice, then I brought her to the hideout and I insisted that we watch bowling for columbine online. She left less than halfway through and didn't return my texts/calls after that. :mad:

......let's hear your story broskies.
Dear lord, AND she was a REPUBLICAN? Can I get this chick's digits please? ;)
 

PapiChulo

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I talked to chick that showed interest about porn, milfs, and accidently blurred out something about picking up hookers.

The worse one is the timing to ask them out: too early, or too late - I never get that right.
 

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Telling a french girl while I was off traveling in Europe: "I love you".

Dear God. Once they know they have you by the balls, some girls just quit being nice. I suffered for it. I'm okay now.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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