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Bad fad: girls wearing dorky glasses

Vice

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I've noticed that there's a fad out there right now where girls wear these horrendous large glasses. Total turn-off for me.

What the f*ck? Worst fad ever.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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who gives a s*** if she's wearing big glasses, she wouldn't be wearing them when I'm banging her.

you can always take glasses off and you wouldn't be turned off.
 

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Worst fad ever is wearing polka dot boxers with your pants saggin' down to your ass-crack.

That's the most ignorant sh!t I will ever see.

Chicks with big glasses means more space for me to blow a load on.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Worst fad ever is wearing polka dot boxers with your pants saggin' down to your ass-crack.

That's the most ignorant sh!t I will ever see.

Chicks with big glasses means more space for me to blow a load on.
are you a bow tie and suspenders man?
 

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I kind of like it. Makes them more approachable for some reason.
 

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Perry

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Vice said:
I've noticed that there's a fad out there right now where girls wear these horrendous large glasses.
I know where your coming from. Most of the girls that I see wearing them aren't attractive. They just use them to cover up their faces.
 

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Huh? How old are you boys? Under 15 I am guessing. Lets go all the way back to the early 90's and rock out with this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9mCmx9Jhs
This s--- was all the rage on the Upper West Side and Chelsea. Then it spread to the malls of suburbia. This was back when girls actually left the house to go out on the weekend instead of jerking around on facebook.
 

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BigJimbo said:
Huh? How old are you boys? Under 15 I am guessing. Lets go all the way back to the early 90's and rock out with this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9mCmx9Jhs
This s--- was all the rage on the Upper West Side and Chelsea. Then it spread to the malls of suburbia. This was back when girls actually left the house to go out on the weekend instead of jerking around on facebook.
Aww ****, Lisa Loeb. Welcome to my crush circa 1994. In the running with Wynona Ryder and Joan Osborne at the time. I'm sure she's still hot as fvck.

Anyway, as you all can see I used to LOVE those glasses on a girl. I don't anymore. The glasses seem to be on all girls. Can't stand when my weird thing is embraced by everyone. Besides as I age my glasses get thicker and thicker and two of us with thick glasses is just one too much.

Honorable mention to old-school Tina Fey!
 

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Leporello said:
I kind of like it. Makes them more approachable for some reason.

Use the ridiculous glasses as a humor on her - if it brings down your opinion of hot girls instantaneously, then like Leporello says it makes them more approachable.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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