"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hey guys.

I have been working out maybe for 2 months now and I have been having some back problems. Nothing to bad but when I tilt sometimes I can feel my back hurt a little, I try to pop it and I hear my back pop or when I start to do chest-flys when I pick up the weights I can hear my back pop. I was wondering what your advice was or if anyone had any insight as to WHY my back hurts.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lower back? Does it hurt if you're just sitting normally (after a while)? Do you do leg lifts?

It sounds like it's either exertion or you need to work on your lifting technique. Lower back pops are common to both muscle strains and tendon/ligament problems.

I would talk to your GP if the pain feels like it extends down the middle of your knees (hard to describe in English :/) or it does not get better in 2-3 weeks from when it started. You might be interested in looking up some gentle back stretches.
 

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No it isnt the lower back more like the midback, I also dont have a problem sitting down just when I tilt or put pressure on certain parts of my back. I am thinking of going to one of those massage places and having them just massage the crap out of me ....I just hope it isnt anything serious.
 

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Most of the bad ones I've heard of are lower back. I wouldn't worry too much. Do what Quagmire suggested, get your massage and do a couple stretches. If for some reason it does not go away then do goto the GP.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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