"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Back bones broke! :P

eatgel

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Be careful guys make sure to get your back's x-rayed and fully checked out by your doc. Cuz last week I just found out that from weightlifting or breakdancing ( I dunno really ) that these 2 bones in my lower back snapped little bit... And whats even worse is that I didn't even knew that this had happaned. I had little pain and irritation at times but it was managable. He even said that If i let this continued for few more years that i my nerve all over my lower body would be damaged. So for now I cant play basketball, weightlift, run or do anything that puts pressure on my back sucks!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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[S]alvatore

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What are they doing to prevent any further damage besides telling you not to do any physical activity? If a bone breaks, you're going to be in pain and not be able to use that bodypart to it's full extent. Period. Sounds a little bit suss that a bone in your back sort of "snapped" and he's just telling you to take it easy, I thought it would be a major problem.
 

Zaraza

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Do you know which bone? which region? Where does the pain occur?

you said lower back... so is that right above your ass crack?

Is it the lumbar region? did he say anything about it being your vertebrae? or a cartilage disk?
 

kickureface

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you aren't paralyzed with a broken back bone, which probably is spinal?? be thankful!

what kind of weightliftin were you doing, real weightlifting(olympics) or random lifts
 
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