Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Bachelorette Parties

Uncharted

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Approaching bachelorette parties is so easy to do and it's easy to pick up the single one(s) of the group (or disqualify the whole group quickly).

1. Approach the bride-to-be quickly and say "Congratulations!" and give her a high-five. No bride-to-be has EVER turned me down from this.
2. She will say thanks or whatever. Then you ask when she's getting married. She will say a few weeks. You say "Wow that's so soon! You better enjoy yourself tonight. You should definitely NOT get married. I've been married 7 times already (or some other joke)". They will laugh unless you are a weirdo. Then you say "Is everyone here married?" (look around the group)
3. The girls will ALWAYS point out the single one of the group (if there is one).
4. If she's hot, target acquired and you just got yourself some social proof. If not, say "well hey Congrats again" and move on. If there are two, play them off each other.
5. Make sure you flirt with your target AND the entire group. Make sure you include the bride though since she is the "VIP" for the night. But also KINO THE SH!T out of your target.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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VladPatton

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Might work. Unless they are a bunch of entitled richie rich cünts from Connecticut. Plenty of them come to the city for bachelorette shindigs.
 

Smell The Glove

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Thanks for the advice. Next time i'm invited to a bachelorette party i'll be sure to implement these tactics.
 
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