B*TCHES who " just wanna be friends "

[Lost In Translation]

In the last 2 days i have had 3 of my hoes flake out on me with the " we can be friends "

now some might say why ? i say well it had to happen sooner of later, ever since i been reading DJ Forum i been running a large numbers game with alot of chicks in my chook raffle

here we go :

B*TCH NO. 1

i met her 2 weeks ago, i was driving along and she got her friend to drive her car up along side my car approx speed was 100km's/h ( 60mph usa ) she yelled out " can i have your number ? " i said sure and we met up the next night, she had 2 of her friends with her, i asked her to come for a drive in my car she said yes. didnt hear from her for a week. met up with her she had just gotten a new car ( convertible ) she took me for a drive, kino etc etc made her blush pretty much the whole time, there was a kiss moment at the end which i didn't bother with.

Her Friend Zone Spiel : i had sent her an sms with a test in it regarding hooking up, just testing the water. i asked her what her response was to the sms. ( ok i am expecting the master dj's to begin beating me with a piece of cane here lol sms was bad idea ) she says oh i just want to be friends. i say WHAT THE FU** ?? you hang out a car window at high speed to get my number, you single me out to cruise around with and now you saying it's all about you need my friendship when you already have like a million friends ???

she is like oh please i really like you and we have so much fun together

i said i have alot of friends and i don't really have any time for any new ones, i proceeded to grill her on all the non friend like chemistry that was between us

she said why you getting so cut i just wanna be friends

i said that i'm a pimp ( yes i actually used the word pimp ) and if we hang out all you gunna get is me hitting on you

she said so if we not friends what are we ? ( already switching to attention ***** mode, liking the idea of me hitting on her, paying her attention etc etc and her not giving anything in return.

so i said i am not gunna change what i am doing with you, what you gunna do with me?

she says when you try to kiss me i will pull away but i will probably feel bad inside

she says oh stop please you making me feel bad

**MUHAHAHAHA YOU LYING CRACK HOE !!!!**

so i say i dont think we should see each other if thats the way it is

she then somehow works into the conversation that she will get her brother ( who is in jail ) to bash me

i say to her i have had a hard life and i dont find that kind of talk funny, i take it quite seriously

she says i am only joking cant you take a joke ?

i end phone call quickly

NEXT !

 

[rgeere]

Respond by saying that you just want to be an aquaintance...

 

[Lost In Translation]

B*TCH NO.2

every time i have gone out with this b*tch i have fu**ed her. i have known her for about 4 months. she saw me online today and started chatting to me. she told me she had a BF. i said :

" oh really, i have two girlfriends you should catch up "

**THANKYOU DJ FORUM and credit to the original dj who posted that witty comeback it has not failed me once yet to shock any b*tch back into reality .... mine that is **

she went nuts lol took the bait hook line and sinker. she said so you cheat on your girlfriends ???

i played around the question and got down to business

i said what you doing tonight chicky babe ?

she said nothing..... but i want to do something

i said well you should do something with me, i reminded her of all the good times we had together including sex etc etc... she was all excited. she asked to do the usual with me tonight. i said ok.

THE PHONE CALL : i start driving to her house but i been learning quick to hit em up. b*tches lie and you gotta twist their arms to get the truth sometimes. so i say what we going to do ? she says i dunno. i say it's tuesday night theres nothing much to do ( thinking sex in the back of my car could pass some time lol ) she says we'll just do what we normally do.

now young ones take note

i the man said the usual meaning good time + sex

she the woman said the usual meaning WHATEVER SHE DEFINES USUAL AS. AT HER WHIM .AT THAT MOMENT.

so going abit old school with my pimpin' skills lately i hit her up

so we going to do everything we usually do right ?

she trying to cover her hidden agenda used words like " we'll just have fun, hang out, like FRIENDS "

i took a deep breath..... did i just hear the word FRIENDS from one of my b*tches ??

so i said it in a nice way... we are going to hook up right ?

she said " i have a boyfriend and i don't want to cheat on him "

( after she told me online today she was cool with getting jiggy with it )

i said then what are you doing coming out with me ???

she said " cant we just hang out have fun and be friends "

i got a cold shiver..... am i in the twilight zone ? deja vu ???

so i told her you know i am a pimp, you know the G O, ring me when you cool with that or when you are single ok ? ok BYE


NEXT

 

[Lost In Translation]

B*TCH NO.3

she is cool haven't done anything with her yet. known her for about a month. she is at home on the internet and her best freind is over. i start chatting up her best friend and making progress too. i arrange to come over later and take her best friend out. she has other plans with some guy so me taking her best friend out works for her. bring it on next thing i know she says she has just cancelled her plans with her man. i am starting to hear my pimp alarm bells getting the switches warmed up. i confirm with her best friend that we are still on for tonight, she says yes.

i then ask this chick, if i am taking your best friend out, and you just cancelled on the guy taking you out.... what the hell are you doing tonight ??

she says.... COMING OUT WITH YOU TWO

um... b*tch..... try... HELL NO......

i ask her why you cancel on your HE-MAN ?

she says he is annoying her and pi$$ing her off

i say but who do you think you are inviting yourself into my car without asking ?

she gets all ****ty then says fine then i will ring my man back and make plans with him

but hold on... didn't you just say you annoyed etc etc don't want to see him and you cancel on him ?

now you down with him ?

i called her a player ( she was using him as leverage to roll with me at that point ) at which point her friend picks an argument with me, i don't back down i slam her behavior as hypocritical

who the fu** do these chicks think they are ? can they say anything and never be held accountable ? seriously ???

her friend goes nuts with the " she just wants to be FRIENDS with you " why isn't that good enough for you ??!!!

**AT THIS POINT I FEEL LIKE BILL MURRAY IN GROUND HOG DAY**

hahahaha friends !!! friends don't act like this and try and play people out !

i leave the chat room and resign myself to declare war on all the lying women of the world

damn it's been hectic i dun lost 3 of my hoes to a " friends " epidemic that swept through my pimp stable

ok any comments and advice on how to slam it back in lying b*tches faces in future or better yet to reverse the situation / possible **** test would be appreciated

Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Lost In Translation]

ok i went over and hooked up with her best friend. in front of her and yeah... it got to her

SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS !!!

as i left she insisted that i hug her i am like naa....

so she walks over and hugs me but i am too standoffish for her hug for more than 3 seconds, she gets the picture, I AM IN CONTROL

ok so B*TCH NO.3 is secure


B*TCH NO.1 : is a lost cause, once anyone threatens me they had better keep away from me. she let it all out of the bag how she trys to use her brother as a way to control her bf's. she is a trouble making, drama loving, attention wh*re. NEXT.

B*TCH NO. 2 : i have hope for her, she has just got to realise that songs are not just a string of beats to shake her a$$ to at the club. And that the lyrics to the song P.I.M.P by 50 Cent have real weight and meaning. Now she knows i'm a PIMP and either she is down with the program or she ain't on my to do list


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[TooColdUlrick]

you know, there isn't such a fine line between being a DJ and an azzhole. but you would fall into the latter category.

need i explain? scratch that, figure it out for yourself.

 

[Dirtheart]

What's with this weird attitude? Telling women you're a pimp and calling them your b1tches. You sound like some 15 year old wannabe rapper. And I can't say I've ever met any woman who is impressed by this kind of talk and I'd be very surprised if people aren't laughing behind your back...I am.

 

[Lost In Translation]

wow my first flame / negative comment since joining this forum



hahaha.... you rock up and take a cheap shot

then you run away and hide like a b*tch behind your

superiority complex and royal title

" need i explain? "

who me? call anyone of the forum anything i like without justification?

i have posted 392 times !!!!! damn you !!!!!

" need i explain? "

oh no your highness ofcourse you don't have to explain anything

is there anything you would like me not to mention in future posts that might offend you princess ?

oh wait i can't not offend you in future posts because you

HAVEN'T SAID WHAT THE PROBLEM IS

ofcourse you can call anyone on the forum anything you like without any explanation

and i quote from the above post of mine which obviously strikes to close to home for you

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at which point her friend picks an argument with me, i don't back down i slam her behavior as hypocritical

who the fu** do these chicks think they are ? can they say anything and never be held accountable ? seriously ???
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Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Lost In Translation]

well i am glad you got a sense of humour

i have too

different countries use different lingo

different words hold different meanings too

people around where i live use the word pimp instead of player or don juan i guess

Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Virginia_IZ4Hustlerz]

lol, dude you're a total douchebag and I don't believe a word you say. A real DJ wouldn't act like that straight up. Real DJ's are smooth and very slick with their game...your game is just out there. Try another profession...

 

[CLOONEY]

Originally posted by Dirtheart
What's with this weird attitude? Telling women you're a pimp and calling them your b1tches. You sound like some 15 year old wannabe rapper. And I can't say I've ever met any woman who is impressed by this kind of talk and I'd be very surprised if people aren't laughing behind your back...I am.

Yep, I think his name is meant to say "Lost In Transition", NOT "Lost In Translation".

Oh and if a chick EVER tells you "I just want to be friends" or, "I dont want a serious relationship" it means, I just want to be friends with YOU and I dont want a serious relationship with YOU.

Once again, some guys on this site seem to look upto the jerk because of all those days they were a chump. You have to find the balance.

 

[Lost In Translation]

ok it seems i will have to be a little more politically correct for some

alright then i ask you this, why do a large number of the young women 17 - 25 in my country put stickers on the back windscreens of their cars that read :

49% sweetie 51 % b*tch

CRAZY B*TCH

0 - b*tch in 4 seconds

etc etc...

they are calling themselves b*tches and thats ok

thats accepted

i hear them call each other b*tch all the time

thats accepted

when i started seeing the playboy bunny stickers on chicks cars ( most common sticker now on chicks cars in Australia ) i couldn't believe it

i asked a chick " do you know what the playboy bunny represents ? "

she didn't know but everyone else was into playboy bunny stickers / clothing etc...

you gotta take a look at the feminist stance on playboy and pornography and how they say it exploits women

now women are paying top dollar and i do mean stuff with the playboy bunny logo isn't cheap

TO WEAR / ADVERTISE PLAYBOY !!!!!????

some chick does something that has no excuse but you will hear her give you her get out of jail free car : " told ya i was a b*tch "

pft ! please.......

if a women acts right she will get treated right

she treats me with respect i will treat her with respect

she wants to try and play games with me and mess me around and use me

i got 2 options:

1. i can be AFC and be her b*tch and get used to the maximum degree

2. i can be a DJ take control and let her know she is messing with a man and those games wont work so she had better get with the program or she will be NEXT'd


it must be a cultural thing unique to my country,

but you call any girl aged 17 - 25 a b*tch to her face depending on how you say it too and she will accept it

any other Australians please post your comments about the stickers and language we use in australia for women under 25

i am glad alot of you are amused by how CAVE MAN / JERK / A$$ HOLE you think i am. Thats ok. i would rather be a cave man or a pimp than an AFC anyday.

but i am very direct with chicks lately ( since reading the forums ) and it has saved me alot of time / money / effort for the nice ones who i would never call b*tches because they wouldn't act that way.


peace,

Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Lost In Translation]

can you guys not focus so much on trying to make out there is something wrong with calling women who play games and mess you around **B*TCHES and HOE$**

CLOONEY what you on about ?

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtheart
What's with this weird attitude? Telling women you're a pimp and calling them your b1tches. You sound like some 15 year old wannabe rapper. And I can't say I've ever met any woman who is impressed by this kind of talk and I'd be very surprised if people aren't laughing behind your back...I am.

then you say CLOONEY

NOTE TIME 09-08-2004 02:39 PM

quote:
Yep, I think his name is meant to say "Lost In Transition", NOT "Lost In Translation".

Oh and if a chick EVER tells you "I just want to be friends" or, "I dont want a serious relationship" it means, I just want to be friends with YOU and I dont want a serious relationship with YOU.

Once again, some guys on this site seem to look upto the jerk because of all those days they were a chump. You have to find the balance.

**HOLD THE PHONE CLOONEY**

NOTE TIME 09-08-2004 02:35 PM

quote: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58380
Yep, unstable confused **ho!** If this happened just over you being "immature", WTF is gonna happen after u are married for 10-20 years? She is gonna treat u like a peice of sh*t again, not caring about your feelings because she wants you to "grow up"?

Man, I personally feel fukcing awesome for u! Suck sh*t to the **ho**, she got what she deserved! Dont feel like the bad guy! This chick is confused and is manipulating you to make u feel bad! Some chicks have a great ability to do this!

Awesome work Cactus!

This is an example of why I always say, dont try to move on, dont pretend to move on, but cut all contact and after pushing through all the urges to call her, you WILL MOVE ON!! Then the **ho** will probably come crawling back, works most of the time and once u have moved on, you cant go back. Times change, people change, lives change, change is good, now learn from this and take your life in the direction you want to take it in!


what is going on CLOONEY you can call them hoe$ but i can't ?

" This chick is confused and is manipulating you to make u feel bad! Some chicks have a great ability to do this! "

maybe the only difference between us is when a chick is acting up we both think in our minds you b*tch but i am the one with the balls to say it to her face

peace,

Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[TooColdUlrick]

aussy or not, you're an idiot. got it?

here's a prime example of how an imbittered little chump misinterprets DJ 101, and becomes Mr. Azzhole.

need i explain? READ YOUR OWN POSTS.

we all call chicks hos and biatches here. but you are saying it like you really mean it. get it? you're coming off as an azzhole. get it? if you are 1/4 the azzhole in real life, you're still a very stinky one. get it?

 

[Lost In Translation]

all this cause i referred to them as B*tches and Hoe$

you still got nothing TooColdUlrick and YOUR POSTS show you full of $hit

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58319&perpage=20&pagenumber=3

TooColdUlrick : " funny thing is that women think they give great advice. they're fukking stupid most of the time. "

HYPOCRITE !

women that play up you would call a b*tch or h0e IF YOU HAD THE BALLS

i just joined sosuave

my first thread

i can't believe it's turning into a flame war

keep your NEGATIVE comments to yourself please

all i wanted was to share


peace,

Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
can you guys not focus so much on trying to make out there is something wrong with calling women who play games and mess you around **B*TCHES and HOE$**

A hor is what a hor does - acknowledging her voluntary and current staton in life is not cruel or unwarranted - it is a correct assessment!!

 

[TooColdUlrick]

listen up. it's not that you're calling women biatches and hos. it's HOW you're saying it. this is what you clearly don't get. your posts wreak of Angry Frustrated CHUMP. i call women biatches all the time. to their faces too. when they deserve it. DJs don't show their anger as you have here.

that said...

i cannot imagine that you can attract anything that is of decent quality. low self-esteem chicks, yes, i can see that. quality chicks, you're a fukking joke.

as someone else said, laughing behind your back. besides, i don't see anyone else on this thread that is on your side. (okay, PRL is, but thats because he has a 'unique' perspective on 'things'). you've been called a joke, a wannabe, an azzhole, and a douchebag.

you're getting flamed because you deserve it.

you're a waste of time. later.

 

[Lost In Translation]

my posts seem angry / annoyed ?

who likes b*tches wasting their time / money etc.

why should i be happy about catching them trying to play me ?

why can't i show emotion

and whats this " DJs don't show their anger as you have here "

i sorta get what you mean by being cool with the chicks even after you decide to next them but some b*tches need to get it thrown back in their face when they are caught out fu**ing you around, i consider it a community service !

you would be amazed at how many women are attracted to men who are honest and direct and dont take any sh*t from them and put them in their place when they act up.

i don't need anyone on my side.

there is no side.

i just posted about 3 seperate chicks trying to mess with me in their own unique ways. thats all. hoping people might share or comment or advise a cool comeback etc...

not start a flame war by calling me names.

this is my first thread.

i guess it must be like some sort of intiation passage onto the dj forum to be personally attacked in your first thread

this is the best forum ever and i got nothin' but love for you all

so don't be hatin'


Lost In Translation

 

[TooColdUlrick]

no one's hatin on you. you're on the wrong track with your attitude, i don't care where you're from. there are some people here who know what the fukk they're talking about. read the material in the sticky, the Bible.

if you feel compelled to throw something back in a chicks face, it's because you're insecure, and it's because you haven't done YOUR job properly in the first place (e.g. you let this sh!t happen for some reason). just walk away and move on. it's part of the game. anyway, chicks will just rationalize whatever you throw back at them, as in "Lost in Translation is a dvck". EVEN if you are right! it's a waste of time and energy.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

In most Australian cities if you call a girl a "b*tch" and "ho", they're just ignore you.

Of course some areas of Australia (ie. Tasmania) are full of weirdos.