Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Awkward situation... my finger got stuck! What now?

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Ey Playaaaaaaaas


The title is bULLSHYT but also a dream.... oh YEAH!!


Im going to Western next year ranked 4th best party university in North fckIN AMERICA!

I got a single room n i know its gonna be filled with chalkfuls of horny wet ****ssss

If uve been through that kinda lifestyle how should i game girls in that kinda atmosphere, do i go direct or indirect? do i get em drunk or how should i take em to my pad?

Imagine im yo lil bro n u bout to open ma eyes to the world of WHITE PUSSSY n BLONDE AYSSSS!! yeA PlaYA!!

Wat wud you tell me that someone shudda told u wen u were grinding cheerios back in the day. What shuda do to have PUSSSY gravitate towards ma SOULLLL!

I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK! n then tell em to get out of the bathroom so i can finish my deuce. Cuz thats wat its all about!

Enlighten me on this path, this gangstAS all EARS n GOLD!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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First, you wanna go to your local gun store, and buy a powerful shotgun and ammo. When it arrives, load it, point it at your head, and shoot. Foolproof.
 

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Haha, someone's exited :D

First off, how do you find out university party rankings? Or uni rankings in general?

Conquer your campus would be a good place to start out.

Be socially proactive. Spread good vibes. Be a cool guy. Go party. ???. Reap the benefits.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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oldschooler said:
You talk like a huge faggot. If English is your native language, you have no excuse. I won't help you for being so damn stupid.
"I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK!"

I'm going to knock you out and write grammar rules with your blood.

aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 

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Wildstyle said:
aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
 

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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 

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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 

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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Congrats bro, you're going to be at a subpar university, but at least you'll be too drunk to notice :p. J/k, I've partied at western a few times this year, and it really fvcking rocks. If you ever want some good pvssy though, head over to Guelph uni, 6:1 girl:guy ratio at a liberal arts college .
 

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Try downloading the RSD Blueprint Decoded torrent itll help your game.
 

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Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.
 

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5string said:
Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.

aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wildstyle said:
aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!
Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.
 

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5string said:
Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.
lmao thats all u got, soft
 
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