"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Awkward situation... my finger got stuck! What now?

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Ey Playaaaaaaaas


The title is bULLSHYT but also a dream.... oh YEAH!!


Im going to Western next year ranked 4th best party university in North fckIN AMERICA!

I got a single room n i know its gonna be filled with chalkfuls of horny wet ****ssss

If uve been through that kinda lifestyle how should i game girls in that kinda atmosphere, do i go direct or indirect? do i get em drunk or how should i take em to my pad?

Imagine im yo lil bro n u bout to open ma eyes to the world of WHITE PUSSSY n BLONDE AYSSSS!! yeA PlaYA!!

Wat wud you tell me that someone shudda told u wen u were grinding cheerios back in the day. What shuda do to have PUSSSY gravitate towards ma SOULLLL!

I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK! n then tell em to get out of the bathroom so i can finish my deuce. Cuz thats wat its all about!

Enlighten me on this path, this gangstAS all EARS n GOLD!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First, you wanna go to your local gun store, and buy a powerful shotgun and ammo. When it arrives, load it, point it at your head, and shoot. Foolproof.
 
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Haha, someone's exited :D

First off, how do you find out university party rankings? Or uni rankings in general?

Conquer your campus would be a good place to start out.

Be socially proactive. Spread good vibes. Be a cool guy. Go party. ???. Reap the benefits.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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oldschooler said:
You talk like a huge faggot. If English is your native language, you have no excuse. I won't help you for being so damn stupid.
"I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK!"

I'm going to knock you out and write grammar rules with your blood.
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aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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Wildstyle said:
aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
 
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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
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Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 
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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
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Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 
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cordoncordon said:
Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.
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Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!! :)

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Congrats bro, you're going to be at a subpar university, but at least you'll be too drunk to notice :p. J/k, I've partied at western a few times this year, and it really fvcking rocks. If you ever want some good pvssy though, head over to Guelph uni, 6:1 girl:guy ratio at a liberal arts college .
 
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Try downloading the RSD Blueprint Decoded torrent itll help your game.
 
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Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.
 
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5string said:
Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.
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aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wildstyle said:
aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!
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Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.
 
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5string said:
Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.
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lmao thats all u got, soft
 
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