"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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awesome move, and reply it`s badass

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today when i was outside whit the volunteers on acitivity
i and one girl got particullary were going in front and at one point she ask me
this is tottally awesome, it`s pure genius

Her: Are u cold (i was having a t-shirt and were like 17c outside)
Me : Touch me to see if i am cold.
Her: She touched me
Me : What are u doing, hitting on me
Her: U are a small pervert
Me: in my mind as i was having the sly smile i know

she started laughed and then tryed to share the conversation whit the group but she was having ezitations but still she shared it.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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After deciphering your aweful "nglsh sklz".. wtf?

Sure, you weren't a total AFC, but that's weak. You're like Bud Lite (henceforth known as weak near-frozen gnat's urine), and actual DJs are Guiness. Bud Lite beats water, but not by much.

I guess it really depends where you started from, but it doesn't look like you were anything special.

Oh, and you seriously need to learn how to write.
 
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being jerk is not always good, I was a nice guy and because I got frustrated I naturaly turned into a jerk with women without knowing it (evolution , adaptation) and its not better than being a nice guy I am trying to be in the middle now.
 
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Fred Da Head said:
After deciphering your aweful "nglsh sklz".. wtf?

Sure, you weren't a total AFC, but that's weak. You're like Bud Lite (henceforth known as weak near-frozen gnat's urine), and actual DJs are Guiness. Bud Lite beats water, but not by much.

I guess it really depends where you started from, but it doesn't look like you were anything special.

Oh, and you seriously need to learn how to write.
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Guiness? So DJ's are bland, tasteless beer that doesn't sparkle?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ope said:
today when i was outside whit the volunteers on acitivity
i and one girl got particullary were going in front and at one point she ask me
this is tottally awesome, it`s pure genius

Her: Are u cold (i was having a t-shirt and were like 17c outside)
Me : Touch me to see if i am cold.
Her: She touched me
Me : What are u doing, hitting on me
Her: U are a small pervert
Me: in my mind as i was having the sly smile i know

she started laughed and then tryed to share the conversation whit the group but she was having ezitations but still she shared it.
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Ahhh your writing skills reminded me of this:
http://stopgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sense.jpg
 
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Fred Da Head

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snowdog said:
Guiness? So DJ's are bland, tasteless beer that doesn't sparkle?
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No, no, no, you got it backwards. I said DJs are NOT weak near-frozen gnat's urine (aka Bud Lite).
 
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ummm

Dude, First I Think You Need To Learn How To Talk And Write In At Least Semi- Coherent English, Before You Go Picking Up Fat Chicks From Kentucky That Think Your Little Stupid Move Is Good. I Think That Is Way More Of A Problem Then The Problem You Have Getting Laid Lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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bustingducks4 said:
Dude, First I Think You Need To Learn How To Talk And Write In At Least Semi- Coherent English, Before You Go Picking Up Fat Chicks From Kentucky That Think Your Little Stupid Move Is Good. I Think That Is Way More Of A Problem Then The Problem You Have Getting Laid Lol.
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You Need To Stop Writing Every Word With A First A Capital Letter.
 
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you guys are ridiculous - what this guy did, with the correct tonality and body language, is a perfect example of being playful
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Real,

You're confused. I didn't say it was a bad move, just that it's nowhere NEAR "tottally awesome," and "pure genius" "it`s" not. This is the tips section, not the "give atrociously spelled, grammar-deficient, somewhat relevant examples of things everyone already knows" section.

Good on ope for doing that, but you don't see me posting about every time I'm playful with girls, do you?
 
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typical said:
Beer = rubbish.

Go drink some vodka or whiskey. (spelling its late night not too sure LOL)
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Beer=rubbish?? Don't tell me you don't like beer... or I'll tell you to jump off a really high building. I like my hard liqour but when i'm in the pub chilling with friends i'll take a beer over anything.
 
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