"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJBedford

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Is there any way to make signatures default on posts? We keep forgeting to click on that damned button.

Thanks.

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Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat

DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space

"For success, ATTITUDE is as important as important as ABILITY"

"the only way to get over getting your ass kicked is to kick ass"--me

"The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable"--some stupid internet error message

---have a nice day.

...and remember newbies, read the DJ Bible! It's sole purpose is to educate and answer all your redundant time-wasting, space-wasting questions! Thank you for not wasting our space!

Are you a High School newbie? Then check outLorenzo's HS Bible DAMN IT!, the ultimate High School survival guide. Enjoy reading about all the topics you repeatedly ask about and waste our time and space with. Don't make me have to pull out Lorenzo's bat. Check out the Bibles TODAY!

Damn newbies... no respect at all. Time to set them all straight...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ya i know. i fixed it a few days ago. check it out.

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Weapon of choice-Lorenzo's baseball bat

DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space

The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
 
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Yeah, we really need a little auto-sig thing.

My short term memory... or something.. is really bad.

What was I complaining about, again?
 
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sigh... i hate short term memory.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
Good idea.
Click to expand...
Too bad its goin to be discarded.
 
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