"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DJBedford

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Is there any way to make signatures default on posts? We keep forgeting to click on that damned button.

Thanks.

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DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space

"For success, ATTITUDE is as important as important as ABILITY"

"the only way to get over getting your ass kicked is to kick ass"--me

"The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable"--some stupid internet error message

---have a nice day.

...and remember newbies, read the DJ Bible! It's sole purpose is to educate and answer all your redundant time-wasting, space-wasting questions! Thank you for not wasting our space!

Are you a High School newbie? Then check outLorenzo's HS Bible DAMN IT!, the ultimate High School survival guide. Enjoy reading about all the topics you repeatedly ask about and waste our time and space with. Don't make me have to pull out Lorenzo's bat. Check out the Bibles TODAY!

Damn newbies... no respect at all. Time to set them all straight...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ya i know. i fixed it a few days ago. check it out.

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DWOFS=Don't Waste Our Fukkin Space

The DJ Bible
The HS Bible
 
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Yeah, we really need a little auto-sig thing.

My short term memory... or something.. is really bad.

What was I complaining about, again?
 
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sigh... i hate short term memory.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by MVPlaya
Good idea.
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Too bad its goin to be discarded.
 
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