"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Alright most of the annoying afc's ask the same asinine questions. The site isn't as grandeur as the place it once portrayed. If there is nothing to read over in the current section, don't waste your time on the internet, get into the fricking field! But if you must stay online read something productive, hit up The Archives for some interesting and helpful materials. Who knows you might even find some helpful things for you.... "It is better to have and not need than to need and not have"

While your at it, there are other forums laying around that aren't located on the main forum page such as Success Stories and Unusual techniques. If you can't find it, ask a mod to show you.

If we cut down on the useless posts we could really clear up the material on the site, and also we can get an updated view on the older opinions in the archive.


P.S. When you get to the archive section there are 5 ( ! ) pages of material.... Just scroll to the bottom of the first page, and hit View: From the Beginning
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
Alright most of the annoying afc's ask the same asinine questions.
Ironically enough, this is the 227th thread that raised the same concern as you - check the archives if you don't believe me!:rolleyes: We all know this already - no need to beat a dead horse!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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