"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ATTN: puerto rican lover..

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you have a "vast" array of knowledge that you kindly bestow upon these forums... i think its apporpiate for a little "to get to know the poster" thread...

plz tell us about yourslef mr 5k posts.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Surely you jest - Iam but a man who is sharing ordinary everyday knowledge to a younger audience of males who have been emasculated and corrupted by the hor/homo agenda!! I am reaching 3,000 posts but the affect (and effect) and meaning of my weighty counsel to my targeted audience has been ten-fold of my post count!
 

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I am reaching 3,000 posts but the affect (and effect) and meaning of my weighty counsel has been ten-fold of my post count!
Not a personal hit. but I've never heard anything useful from you[though I'm not any better] Also you tend to piss me off and get on my nerves all the time. I guess the Dr. Fell ryme would explain it... I hate you and I just don't know why...
 
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Originally posted by CapiCrimini
Not a personal hit. but I've never heard anything useful from you[though I'm not any better] Also you tend to piss me off and get on my nerves all the time. I guess the Dr. Fell ryme would explain it... I hate you and I just don't know why...
Never heard of Dr. Fell Rhyme!! Are you on crack??

Two types hate me "Hors amd "Homos" (effeminate/weak men) - which one are you??

You really hate yourself - I just expose you for who you truly are - I show you your own reflection - a weak man!!

My most insignificant post carries more weight than all your posts combined!!!
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover

Two types hate me "Hors amd "Homos" (effeminate/weak men) - which one are you??

LOL

Capi, r u that kid who posted your pics on the anything else forum? If u are, you are the same guy who was talking sh*t in another post pretending he is a hard azz. You look about, what, 15-16? U have no knowledge yet of the real world and simply a lot of opinions. Stop throwing them around, nobody wants to hear them.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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If u are, you are the same guy who was talking sh*t in another post pretending he is a hard azz.
maybe... if you mean the 9/11 post.

Yes I'm young.

Never heard of Dr. Fell Rhyme!! Are you on crack??
I do not love thee Dr. Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell.
but this I know, and know full wel
i do not love thee Dr. Fell,

There is a history of i too, Dr. Fell was the Dean at a college. Tom Brown, the writer, got in trouble and was to be expulsed. But, the dean, Dr. Fell, said if Brown could correctly translate the martial he could stay... the original epigram is as follows...

Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare;
Hoc tantum posso dicere, non amo te.
-- Martial

U have no knowledge yet of the real world and simply a lot of opinions.
The real world? I could argue this. BUT. I'll skip the flaming war, and I could care less what you think. I said what I felt about PR_lover. No, I'm not effeminate or a weak man. I don't disagree with your advice. You do give sound advice sometimes. I just don't like you. You just piss me off in general. That is my OPINION, since I'm not able to have any knowledge.

Thanks You.
Capi
 

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i like your posts PRL, you tell it how it is

forget what the hater said

i know you will cause a DJ doesn’t care what others think about him and isn’t looking for approval

keep up the good work of :

bringing enlightment, laughter, and constructive feedback to my fellow Don Juans in the SoSuave community, via insight, humor, and sound reasoning

keep your pimp hand strong fellow DJ :D





Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Quote: Don Juanabbe
What are you Vanilla-bloody-Ice?

Quote: Player_Supreme
“ But if a ho wants to just be friends then don't waste your time. And I'm a debase character so your hooking up with her friend in front of her was sweet to my ears. “
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Never heard of Dr. Fell Rhyme!! Are you on crack??

Two types hate me "Hors amd "Homos" (effeminate/weak men) - which one are you??

You really hate yourself - I just expose you for who you truly are - I show you your own reflection - a weak man!!

My most insignificant post carries more weight than all your posts combined!!!
Bwahahahaha....score for PRL
 

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Not a personal hit. but I've never heard anything useful from you
Useful and sound are two different things.


Meaning his advice makes sense in theory, and follows the basic principles. BUT, I've never had use for anything he's every said or ever put it to use.

You understand the difference?

It's like those wierd invetions on the info-mericals...

Yeah they sound great and work... but WTF would I ever need one? Maybe they'd make my life a little easier, but for that money[time] I'd have to spend on it. I could do better things...
 

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Re: Hello Mods????

Originally posted by Heart Of Stone
This thread is worthless and should be...

CLOSED!!!
Yes, but let us get a few things straight:

- Capi has way too much time on his hands (and hopefully that is the ONLY thing on his hands)

- PRL is both loved and hated on this site for his comments.

- There are a few "Post about yourself" threads around. I suggest people bring ONE back up so everyone can meet each other again.

- I hate threads that turn into nothing. Means more work for me.

Thread Closed.
 
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