"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Recently this girl amanda and I got into a argument about what is humanly possible when it comes to limbo. Yes, i know very pointless, but no less important.

She said that a person over 5 feet tall can limbo something that is 15 inches tall, i said there is no way, even if you can make you body 90 degrees perpendicular, your knees will still hit the bar.

She came to me today with a paper from the guinnes book of world records saying Dennis Walston holds the record with 6 inches...6 inches??? am I the only one not believing this? earlier she thought a girl held the record with 5 3/4 inches but it was on skates and she was doing a split with her legs 180 degrees accross.

It did not say whether he used skates, did a split or anything else...just that he held the record with 6 inches. It was from the Book of world records, i just cant believe that some man can do 6 inches in a regular limbo.

I already googled and ask jeeves about the subject and have recieved nothing.

If someone can point to a website, or even explain how this is humanly possible, please shed some light on the subject.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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setting up a stick or rod horizontal, and bending at your knees to move under the obstacle
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've seen a guy do it under 18 inches. The trick was to turn the foot sideways, bend the knees in so they touch the floor and pull yourself through by moving your feet kinda worm like. He did it over coals. Every year my city imports someone from jamaica to do it. It doesn't look anything like the limbo you see at a school dance. The people who do it are contortionists and have dedicated their professional life to it.
 
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