"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Attention all Limboer's

ohiofutballa

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Recently this girl amanda and I got into a argument about what is humanly possible when it comes to limbo. Yes, i know very pointless, but no less important.

She said that a person over 5 feet tall can limbo something that is 15 inches tall, i said there is no way, even if you can make you body 90 degrees perpendicular, your knees will still hit the bar.

She came to me today with a paper from the guinnes book of world records saying Dennis Walston holds the record with 6 inches...6 inches??? am I the only one not believing this? earlier she thought a girl held the record with 5 3/4 inches but it was on skates and she was doing a split with her legs 180 degrees accross.

It did not say whether he used skates, did a split or anything else...just that he held the record with 6 inches. It was from the Book of world records, i just cant believe that some man can do 6 inches in a regular limbo.

I already googled and ask jeeves about the subject and have recieved nothing.

If someone can point to a website, or even explain how this is humanly possible, please shed some light on the subject.

Ohiofutballa
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ohiofutballa

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setting up a stick or rod horizontal, and bending at your knees to move under the obstacle
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Donald Kaufman

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I've seen a guy do it under 18 inches. The trick was to turn the foot sideways, bend the knees in so they touch the floor and pull yourself through by moving your feet kinda worm like. He did it over coals. Every year my city imports someone from jamaica to do it. It doesn't look anything like the limbo you see at a school dance. The people who do it are contortionists and have dedicated their professional life to it.
 
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