"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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ATTEN: Kerpal, these deep squats are for YOU!!!

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That vid left me feeling pretty damn good about my squat technique!! :p

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Just another example of what a joke powerlifting is becoming
thats alot of tough talk. How many meets have you competed in.

Besides internet articles and youtube vids how much experience do you have with powerlifting meets ??
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kerpal said:
Red herring.

Kerpal you have that so engraved in me now , I'm going to use that **** in every day events now and in awkward situations...

*approach a hot chic* "I want to put my penis into your butt, while you're squatting deep" "Oh carlitosway of course!!!" *she squats only to a half squat* *me* "Those weren't squats, and they weren't "just shy of parallel", they were half squats. Doing half squats lets you use about twice as much weight as you can full squat, as you're skipping the hardest part of the movement. You're also pumping up your ego and ****ing your knees up. If you want to do half squats, fine, but don't call them squats. That's like me running 500 meters in a certain amount of time and calling it my 1,000 meter time." *hot chic* "How much can you squat?!"
*me* "Red herring, this isn't about my numbers it's about your squatting to my p3n1s technique, you b1tch3s are known for these logical fallacies!"

drum&bass and carlitosway some red herring dropping sons of b1tches :p :rockon: :rockon:
 

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If you thought that was bad you should see their bench presses. Especially this one kid called Josh, aka "3-inch shrug press". The worst part is that after a set of the aforementioned presses, the coach asks him if the bar was too LIGHT!! wtf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0TGBwjCSSQ in the middle of the video somewhere
 

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I feel sorry for their knees...:flowers:
 

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he actually explains why he only does partial reps when it comes to football training which is legit and apparently his athletes have come a long way in terms of strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo2LSC5uRCs


The reverse band bench press is just a triceps lock out builder and I understand why they dont lower the bar all the way down.

His techniques do seem a bit sloppy, but he is making progress and a majority of his athletes are starters for their respective sports.

He also helps build their confidence and is at at least exposing them to highly effective methods of training.


@ carlitosway

this isn't about my numbers it's about your squatting to my p3n1s technique, you b1tch3s are known for these logical fallacies!"

drum&bass and carlitosway some red herring dropping sons of b1tches
lol...not sure where the whole "red herring" thing came from but it kinda reminds me of a geeky kid in high school who always gets picked on. You know...the guy/gal that always says "whatever" anytime someone gives them some verbal abuse.

Kerpal are you weightlifting so you dont have to get picked on anymore ?
 

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Drum&Bass said:
he actually explains why he only does partial reps when it comes to football training which is legit and apparently his athletes have come a long way in terms of strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo2LSC5uRCs


The reverse band bench press is just a triceps lock out builder and I understand why they dont lower the bar all the way down.

His techniques do seem a bit sloppy, but he is making progress and a majority of his athletes are starters for their respective sports.

He also helps build their confidence and is at at least exposing them to highly effective methods of training.


@ carlitosway

lol...not sure where the whole "red herring" thing came from but it kinda reminds me of a geeky kid in high school who always gets picked on. You know...the guy/gal that always says "whatever" anytime someone gives them some verbal abuse.

Kerpal are you weightlifting so you dont have to get picked on anymore ?

Well in the grand scheme of things it's either this or playing video games and smoking pot like I was in high school, so they're not doing too bad:)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Kerpal said:
:crackup:

I've seen these before. What a bunch of idiots. The scary part is they have videos of themselves squatting to the same depth in meets and getting passed. Just another example of what a joke powerlifting is becoming.

What sort of a joke fed are they lifting in....

I couldnt even watch that whole video. Painful. And LOL at him wearing a canvas suit for 235 with weener bands :crackup:
 

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There are so many feds now that I think it kind of dilutes the purity of powerlifting. It's like if you want to squat high in 10-ply denim and have a handlebar mustache there is a fed for that.

I lift in the IPA, which has a lot of big movers but they have taken criticism for their judging, on squats anyway. It really depends on the meet. If Rychlak is running the meet the judging is fair and legit. USAPL is very strict with their judging, and IPF is good as well. A lot of the elite guys are doing SPF now.
 

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Saw this on an Aussie forum & had a good laugh.

In Australia, we only have two PL feds and it's already enough to make PL down under go backwards (as our population is ~5% of yours). Lots of sh!t being slung back & forth between them.

Personally I'm only interested in PL feds that have a Raw division.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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