"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jurry said:
You joined this site when you were 14?
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I lul'd at this hard....

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Decent list OP but don't let it jade you, what are you gonna do start dating guys?

the onus for betterment is always on you, if you don't like the world around you, you gotta change.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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conversation is currently a massive problem and is only going to get worse you arent the only one effected by this people literally no longer know how to converse with each other in reality

the thing about the date being such a big deal is also true

the "date" has somehow now become more pressurised than actually having intercourse with a woman

i am also finding "freinds" to be an absolutley massive problem

a vast majority of women now seem to be extremley bitter for one reason or another and the thought of theyre girlfreind finiding happiness with a actual genuine guy is beyond theyre comprehension and they will do absolutley anthing to sabotage your relationship with her

im in the process of setting a really hot chick up for a date next week it seems to be going well and if i played it any cooler i would freeze ,

but fvck me the amount of work & planning it has taken "behind the scenes" has been absolutley exshausting

and im still not a 100% she wont flake

sometimes i question myself if its all really worth it
 
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I saw that too
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I was 15 when I joined the site. I was all bent out of shape about a girl and needed advice. 2005 feels like a long time ago.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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VladPatton said:
Don't even get me started on conversational skills with these vapid, social media addicts!
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That awkward moment on a date when you realize she is in fact boring as f*ck because she is socially inept from social media and her sense of entitlement.

Those feels.
 
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Yewki said:
That awkward moment on a date when you realize she is in fact boring as f*ck because she is socially inept from social media and her sense of entitlement.

At that point I see her less as a female I can have some sort of connection with an more of a container I can shoot my load in.
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