"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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asking the ***** out

DogFashionDisco

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ok, so there's this chick I've know for like a week (I've seen her before hella times, but I just started talking to her a week ago or so) lol. I can really tell she's interested in me and vice versa. She's kind of the shy type. I hardly get to talk to her however at school (I'll pass by her in the hall and we'll have small talk), but more online. So anyways, there's this dance thing on friday, and I'm thinking about asking her out at it.

How should I go about doing this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Real Ice Man

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I can just see how this one goes down right now...

YOU: "Go to the dance with me, b1tch."
HER: "Why are you referring to me as a *****? You don't even know me..."

Seriously though...

Dancing is gay (at least with high school functions). Just ask her out and take her somewhere where you can have fun alone.
 

Phat

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Its not that hard.

You: so are you going to the dance?
Her: yeah
You:with who?
Her:noone
You:eek:hh . You want to go with me?
 

rowing_mike

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Walk up to her "hey girl, you wanna come to the dance with me?".
"Oh, but what if she says no?" Shes not going to think badly of you for asking, if she says no, she was going to anyway. You dont lose by letting it pass by, and it sounds like youve got a good chance of getting her anyway.
 

Hot Ice

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Just ask her plain and simple.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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