we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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like when i ask out a girl to hang out, is it like a date or just to chill or something
IM SO CONFUSED
IM SO CONFUSED
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
asking out girls
- Thread starter we all eat food
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
read the dj bible, don't post trash like this again
*pages diablo*
*pages diablo*
redbullfbu
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u make the stupidest ****ing threads
KaminoSS
Don Juan
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i thaught the mods would delete threads like this.....
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Senior Don Juan
yeah this thread is gonna get deleted..
but before that happens let me tell you..
If you aska girl out on a date
and shes like are you taking me on a date?
you say "i jus wanna chill together, i know you wanna date me but maybe we can do that later on
"
or w/e if the girl is hesitant that its a date, say its not one
but before that happens let me tell you..
If you aska girl out on a date
and shes like are you taking me on a date?
you say "i jus wanna chill together, i know you wanna date me but maybe we can do that later on
"or w/e if the girl is hesitant that its a date, say its not one