"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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asking out 2 or more girls at the same time?

whosthat

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u know how alot of times theres 2 hot friends or sisters together and you have to pick one to talk to, and you hope shes the one thats single have any yall ever tried just asking the both of them whether there single, or does it just talk all the spontanisity out of the approach,
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Black Dog

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Man I tried entering that in Google Translate and it froze my comp
 

Jeffst1980

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"Wow, you girls are both pretty cute..I'm not sure who I like better. Are you both single?"
 

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Jeffst1980 said:
"Wow, you girls are both pretty cute..I'm not sure who I like better. Are you both single?"
Nice.... I'd stay away from asking girls out within the same social circle though. That's just too much trouble for me.
 

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it seems it could work, but girls liike specialness and if your saying you like her friends look too i think alot of chicks would just walk on and chucklle, or its 50/50 pik one and hope shes single, and i always pik the hotter and of course shes taken
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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