"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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asking a girl to have sex for money

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What's up don juan board?

not sure how active this board is but figured it'd be worth a shot to maybe get some advice.

i am a senior in high school

there's a hot asian girl who is kinda slutty and is obsessed with me at my school.

i've ****ed her a few times and i know kids who would probably pay 100 bucks or so to **** her. so i was wondering how to get her to have sex for money for me

i figured i'd get like 60 bucks and she'd get the other 40
any input would be appreciated.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AlexLefty

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SPEAK said:
get the hell out of here and I hope no one else responds to this fvcking idiot.
hahahaa
 

TheBucketOfTruth

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Well see what she thinks. Just make sure you do this before you turn 18 so that there are less consequences if you get caught (which you will) when mommy wants to know what Billy's extra lunch money is for.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Experience

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And you're trying to be a Don Juan? Just get a dam job.

By the way, this is prostitution which is illegal and if you or her get caught you'll be the the one who gets fvcked.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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888

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eh, the main question is: why would she give you any money?

the reason that prostitutes have pimps is because they need someone to protect them; they need to know that if they have a problem with a customer their pimp will take care of it.

on the other hand, you're in high school; I doubt you really have any sort of "protection" to offer her. To her, it'll seem like she's giving you sixty bucks for pretty much no reason. After all, she's the one selling herself, what exactly are you doing to earn your share?

Figure that out before figuring out how to convince her to have sex with other people for money.
 

Berlex

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Just say to her in the Borat voice, "very nice, how much?"
 
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