"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What's up don juan board?

not sure how active this board is but figured it'd be worth a shot to maybe get some advice.

i am a senior in high school

there's a hot asian girl who is kinda slutty and is obsessed with me at my school.

i've ****ed her a few times and i know kids who would probably pay 100 bucks or so to **** her. so i was wondering how to get her to have sex for money for me

i figured i'd get like 60 bucks and she'd get the other 40
any input would be appreciated.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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SPEAK said:
get the hell out of here and I hope no one else responds to this fvcking idiot.
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TheBucketOfTruth

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Well see what she thinks. Just make sure you do this before you turn 18 so that there are less consequences if you get caught (which you will) when mommy wants to know what Billy's extra lunch money is for.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And you're trying to be a Don Juan? Just get a dam job.

By the way, this is prostitution which is illegal and if you or her get caught you'll be the the one who gets fvcked.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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eh, the main question is: why would she give you any money?

the reason that prostitutes have pimps is because they need someone to protect them; they need to know that if they have a problem with a customer their pimp will take care of it.

on the other hand, you're in high school; I doubt you really have any sort of "protection" to offer her. To her, it'll seem like she's giving you sixty bucks for pretty much no reason. After all, she's the one selling herself, what exactly are you doing to earn your share?

Figure that out before figuring out how to convince her to have sex with other people for money.
 
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Just say to her in the Borat voice, "very nice, how much?"
 
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