"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ask her out?

TheNewGuy

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Alright, I met a girl that lives in my neighboring town on MySpace. I talked to her on AIM today (sent her a friend request yesterday) and we had a decent convo. I was able to use some c&f, but i'm still new at this so I didn't really use as much as I should've. Plus it's even harder to do it via AIM, rather than person to person... but whatever.

So we had a decent convo and she seems that's she's interested a bit, i'm definetly interested. I'm thinking, tomorrow, to be like

"Hey, you doing anything tonight?"
"No"
"Alright, cool, we're gonna go to the mall"

But I think it might be too early. It's not like I can say that I'm going with my friends and she can tag along, because all my friends already have plans tomorrow night.

So, long story short: Should I ask her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vincent

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You can't use ****y and funny on the internet. You used what's called sarcasm. ****y and funny is something that you communicate, not chat.

If you're going to ask her out do it over the phone.
 

TheNewGuy

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Originally posted by Vincent
You can't use ****y and funny on the internet. You used what's called sarcasm. ****y and funny is something that you communicate, not chat.

If you're going to ask her out do it over the phone.
Well, ****y+funny in text version? I always thought c&f to be a form of sarcasm...
 

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****y and Funny simply means communicating in some what of a sarcastic way and tone. You can use the ****y Funny technique online. But, it won't be nearly as effective as in person or over the phone.

Never ASK a girl out.

Everything has to be implied in the right fashion.

Be ****y and Funny.

For example..

Her: Do you want to go clothes shopping with me?

You: Only if your buying things for me. I don't trust you to do my shopping.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheNewGuy

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Originally posted by The Master Disaster
don't act suprised when is a 42 year old balding fat man.
...

I hope english isn't your first language...
 
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