Criminal Mind
Don Juan
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Asian girls lol.. they're tidy.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Asian Invasion
- Thread starter DrMetallica
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Exactly. A wiki is not exactly a credible source on it's own. Literally ANYONE can edit it by clicking the "edit this page" at the top. It's even possible that our racist friend DonJuanMonk wrote it himself. It does give it's sources, but the credability of those sources is in disput and much of "the information has not been varified" by the article's own definition.
Really he should just quote the KKK website for a source
But I'm sure he'll come back with several more "sources" of racist authors.DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Didn't work out with her
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
blackbirdbeatle
Senior Don Juan
Great, but just don't meet the parents because chances are they won't want their daughter getting serious with you(If you are white and certainly not if you are black). Maybe her parents are different but I wouldn't bet on it(It just sounds like you are sooner or later judging by how much you like her).
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Listen to this wisdom, people.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I had a Vietnamese girlfriend and her parents loved me. I was only 19 at the time and the girl's dad was even offering me beer every time I came over lol
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thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Should of went with the peppermint flavored tic tac.Originally posted by DrMetallica
Didn't work out with her
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
thekingdooder
Don Juan
Oh the wonders of the plague!
Actually, studies have shown that Wikipedia only has about 33% more errors per article than Brittanica, and most of the Wikipedia articles are longer and the error-per-word ratio is less for Wikipedia than Brittanica.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
ONLY 33%?
racerX
Don Juan
Asian chicks, generally speaking, are extremely materialistic & status conscious. I have dated several & they all hated sports, alcohol & getting their hands dirty. The thing they all had in common is they all loved to SHOP. Handbags, shoes, clothes, makeup....all high end brand name stuff too. It was so annoying that I have moved on to Latinas. A college education is extremely important to asians too.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Speaking of the devil, I just had a first date with a hot little asain chick today. Very materialistic (admitted to shopping at Fashon Island in Newport Beach twice a week), but she does love sports, she drinks, she enjoys kickboxing (where I met her), and she works full time without having a college degree.
I think the shopping/materialism thing is common in the majority of women.