Criminal Mind
Don Juan
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Asian girls lol.. they're tidy.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Asian Invasion
- Thread starter DrMetallica
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Exactly. A wiki is not exactly a credible source on it's own. Literally ANYONE can edit it by clicking the "edit this page" at the top. It's even possible that our racist friend DonJuanMonk wrote it himself. It does give it's sources, but the credability of those sources is in disput and much of "the information has not been varified" by the article's own definition.
Really he should just quote the KKK website for a source
But I'm sure he'll come back with several more "sources" of racist authors.DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Didn't work out with her
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
blackbirdbeatle
Senior Don Juan
Great, but just don't meet the parents because chances are they won't want their daughter getting serious with you(If you are white and certainly not if you are black). Maybe her parents are different but I wouldn't bet on it(It just sounds like you are sooner or later judging by how much you like her).
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Listen to this wisdom, people.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
I had a Vietnamese girlfriend and her parents loved me. I was only 19 at the time and the girl's dad was even offering me beer every time I came over lol
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thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Should of went with the peppermint flavored tic tac.Originally posted by DrMetallica
Didn't work out with her
She said she just wanted to be friends after I kissed her.
I`m sad, but I know there are many others out there. Literally. There are billions. Those asians love to procreate!!!
thekingdooder
Don Juan
Oh the wonders of the plague!
Actually, studies have shown that Wikipedia only has about 33% more errors per article than Brittanica, and most of the Wikipedia articles are longer and the error-per-word ratio is less for Wikipedia than Brittanica.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
Master Don Juan
ONLY 33%?
racerX
Don Juan
Asian chicks, generally speaking, are extremely materialistic & status conscious. I have dated several & they all hated sports, alcohol & getting their hands dirty. The thing they all had in common is they all loved to SHOP. Handbags, shoes, clothes, makeup....all high end brand name stuff too. It was so annoying that I have moved on to Latinas. A college education is extremely important to asians too.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Speaking of the devil, I just had a first date with a hot little asain chick today. Very materialistic (admitted to shopping at Fashon Island in Newport Beach twice a week), but she does love sports, she drinks, she enjoys kickboxing (where I met her), and she works full time without having a college degree.
I think the shopping/materialism thing is common in the majority of women.