"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!

Also, ******** translation if possible for

"Anyway lets not talk about my bf"

and

"I have a bf, but its nothing serious, unless i talk about it, then it becomes serious, which is why i dont talk about it"

2 different girls btw, not the same girl and same boyfriend

cheers
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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lesson I learned the hard way last year.


Christmas is ment for people you LOVE.


What I mean by that, is that if you take a girl you just like, and do all the xmas stuff with her, she will put the clamps on you soon to start LOVING her

I made the horrible mistake of taking a girl I was talking to, to meet my parents on Christmas. I mean, I liked her and she was cool and we had been talking for about 5 months, and I knew if I were to date anyone at the time it would be her at that time... however, it's a reason why I hadn't dated her for 5 months.

Next thing you know, everyone is asking when I AM GETTING MARRIED!!! I'm like WTF? we arent' even dating.

My mom asked me when she was going to be a grandmother... I told her don't hold her breath.

This girl's mom started giving me talks about different **** and she started mentioning marraige... I told her she had to take baby steps.. I haven't even started dating her and she is talking about me putting a ring on her finger.

When I asked her when she started thinking all this she said "well, when I spent christmas day with you, that was very "special""

I eventually dated her, but honestly I did it to shut her up not because I wanted to.. I was content with ****ing her, taking her out and letting her go home.
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!

Also, ******** translation if possible for

"Anyway lets not talk about my bf"

and

"I have a bf, but its nothing serious, unless i talk about it, then it becomes serious, which is why i dont talk about it"

2 different girls btw, not the same girl and same boyfriend

cheers
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Oh, I misread the question... it says what are you GETTING me...
Simple..

*****, what are you getting me? If I dont' get some by Christmas you can forget bout getting anything.
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!
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"You're getting spanked on the ass, cause you've been a naughty girl!"
 
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I don't celebrate christmas, no I'm not a fuking jew too. the least I would do is just bring them somewhere, hell there's a lot of vacation days eh?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
I don't celebrate christmas, no I'm not a fuking jew too. the least I would do is just bring them somewhere, hell there's a lot of vacation days eh?
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Im not christian, so i dont celebrate christmas either. Its always wierd around this time, because i dont know if i should give the girl something or not. I dont usually. but once in a blue moon.
 
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