"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!

Also, ******** translation if possible for

"Anyway lets not talk about my bf"

and

"I have a bf, but its nothing serious, unless i talk about it, then it becomes serious, which is why i dont talk about it"

2 different girls btw, not the same girl and same boyfriend

cheers
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lesson I learned the hard way last year.


Christmas is ment for people you LOVE.


What I mean by that, is that if you take a girl you just like, and do all the xmas stuff with her, she will put the clamps on you soon to start LOVING her

I made the horrible mistake of taking a girl I was talking to, to meet my parents on Christmas. I mean, I liked her and she was cool and we had been talking for about 5 months, and I knew if I were to date anyone at the time it would be her at that time... however, it's a reason why I hadn't dated her for 5 months.

Next thing you know, everyone is asking when I AM GETTING MARRIED!!! I'm like WTF? we arent' even dating.

My mom asked me when she was going to be a grandmother... I told her don't hold her breath.

This girl's mom started giving me talks about different **** and she started mentioning marraige... I told her she had to take baby steps.. I haven't even started dating her and she is talking about me putting a ring on her finger.

When I asked her when she started thinking all this she said "well, when I spent christmas day with you, that was very "special""

I eventually dated her, but honestly I did it to shut her up not because I wanted to.. I was content with ****ing her, taking her out and letting her go home.
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!

Also, ******** translation if possible for

"Anyway lets not talk about my bf"

and

"I have a bf, but its nothing serious, unless i talk about it, then it becomes serious, which is why i dont talk about it"

2 different girls btw, not the same girl and same boyfriend

cheers
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Oh, I misread the question... it says what are you GETTING me...
Simple..

*****, what are you getting me? If I dont' get some by Christmas you can forget bout getting anything.
 
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Originally posted by Jizz
Im getting alot of girls that i know saying "What are you getting me for christmas?"

Good replys for this pleeeeeease!
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"You're getting spanked on the ass, cause you've been a naughty girl!"
 
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I don't celebrate christmas, no I'm not a fuking jew too. the least I would do is just bring them somewhere, hell there's a lot of vacation days eh?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
I don't celebrate christmas, no I'm not a fuking jew too. the least I would do is just bring them somewhere, hell there's a lot of vacation days eh?
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Im not christian, so i dont celebrate christmas either. Its always wierd around this time, because i dont know if i should give the girl something or not. I dont usually. but once in a blue moon.
 
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