MatureDJ
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
article: Cougars Inc.: The Lady Predator Lifestyle
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
guys!
be very very carefull with cougars, make sure your game is up to par and you use your brains, they ARE SMARTER, MORE EXPERIENCED and if they pick up on you then they already know from your body language they can run the show.
be very very carefull with cougars, make sure your game is up to par and you use your brains, they ARE SMARTER, MORE EXPERIENCED and if they pick up on you then they already know from your body language they can run the show.
Sorry I'm not a Mature Man and I know this post might get deleted, but I wanted to give the viewpoint of a younger guy. Why would you put MORE effort into a "cougar"? IMO the "cougar" market is like the used car market. Young men go for cougars cause they can't get women their own age and cougars go for inexperienced young men because most people in their right minds won't go for cougars. A cougar is like a cheap sh!tty car that's been used by countless owners. Why should you put more effort into them?georgie24 said:
You dont, cougars will chase you, for many reasons maybe just for your pecker, for self validation that shes attractive, bragging rights to her friends, make her ex husband or BF jeolous and use you to test his commitment to her, just make sure you know how to handle cougars because like i said they are master seducers with ALOT of baggage, blow your load and keep a good distance.
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Here's how you handle a cougar.
- Make sure you are in Control and the Dominant Mate.
- When you first meet them, (usually in a Bar environment), get a couple of Drinks in them (they pay) and coax them to the Car for a BJ. Make sure its a rough one..and force them (if need be) to down the glue. Let um know, verbally and non-verbally that you are the male and she is the female.
- Make um pay for EVERYTHING *(remember...you are the broke young man, trying to make his way in this dog-eat-dog world. She's just here to Coach and Mentor you (in her own way).
- If she insists on showing you off to her friends, be on the look out for other COUGARS who are willing to UP the Ante and pay MORE than your present suitor.
- Look for opportunities to Bang her Hot Daughter (when's she's not looking of course).
- Try to talk her into a 3 some with her daughter. Explain that it will be liberating and its very posh and hip.
- Talk her into a 3 some with her best friend.....(same explanation).
- Make sure you film, 5 and 6. This information will come in handy in the future.
Never, ever develop feelings for these hoes....as they represent the lowest forms of life (used up ex-wifes who were dumped for good reason). Many of them have RAPED their ex-husbands for Big Bucks....so it won't be hard to find a partner in crime to saboteur her if need be.
Yep...its a cold hard world out there fellas...better get used to it or move to Tahiti.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
M
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^^^^ What he said.Strelok said:
^^^ lol...
Looks like the Dr. Seus readers are up early today!
I can see the Sarcasm in this post and how its used to make his point.
I see nothing wrong with this post!
In Fact....most of it is True!
You guys are way too serious...lol
Looks like the Dr. Seus readers are up early today!
I can see the Sarcasm in this post and how its used to make his point.
I see nothing wrong with this post!
In Fact....most of it is True!
You guys are way too serious...lol
caporal
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Well IMO cougars are GREAT! They are vicious sex machines and know how to fvck like a pro and they are some of the wettest pussies I have ever had. I don't like anything else than casual sex with them.ArcBound said:
Scaramouche
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Dear DJ,
Thanks for that....I suppose ALL the Sheilahs I am involved with could be called Cougars...Sure some are pretty basic,and the Johny Siegals of this World have their measure,and if they are not careful,a dose of the clap as well...Some of these Women are really quite wonderful,one of my plates is 63,she plays the violin,sings,can literally tango with her eyes closed,is well versed in English,French and Russian literature,as well as her native Mandarin,she can still give you a Blvw job as she rubs her fork against your shin...She runs,swims,rock climbs and has very few lines,the toned body of an Athlete...sure her libido is waning,but many a good stew is boiled in an old saucepan...
As an aside,I am considering a trip to Kunming with a 71 year old woman...she is an expert in Chinese Medicine a poet and a quite good lover..she has a smallholding on the city outskirts and I think it would be very interesting...this woman practises acupuncture and Chinese Massage
Not so much a Panther but an old Snow Leopard,she is proof again that,as long as you can stay healthy things just get easier and easier.
Thanks for that....I suppose ALL the Sheilahs I am involved with could be called Cougars...Sure some are pretty basic,and the Johny Siegals of this World have their measure,and if they are not careful,a dose of the clap as well...Some of these Women are really quite wonderful,one of my plates is 63,she plays the violin,sings,can literally tango with her eyes closed,is well versed in English,French and Russian literature,as well as her native Mandarin,she can still give you a Blvw job as she rubs her fork against your shin...She runs,swims,rock climbs and has very few lines,the toned body of an Athlete...sure her libido is waning,but many a good stew is boiled in an old saucepan...
As an aside,I am considering a trip to Kunming with a 71 year old woman...she is an expert in Chinese Medicine a poet and a quite good lover..she has a smallholding on the city outskirts and I think it would be very interesting...this woman practises acupuncture and Chinese Massage
Not so much a Panther but an old Snow Leopard,she is proof again that,as long as you can stay healthy things just get easier and easier.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
IME you can immediately take liberties with cougars that you would at least wait for a minute before initiating with younglings. Grab their t!ts, rub their butts, talk about how I'm going to make her take it all...it makes them feel young, sexy and wanted and it's easy as pie.
Such is the life of a Seizeher.
Such is the life of a Seizeher.
john siegal
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Hi Scara,
Did you say 63 and 71?
....ehhhh...dude...that's not a cougar...thats more like a "SnagglePuss!"
But hey...i forgot...you're an Octogenarian Correct? So i guess those women would be more like "chicks" for you!
More power to ya...! i hope i'm still nailing women when i get there too.
PS.
No case of the Clap as of yet....since i practice safe sex, the chances of this happening are remote. But thanks for the "head" up.
Peace.
JS
Did you say 63 and 71?
....ehhhh...dude...that's not a cougar...thats more like a "SnagglePuss!"
But hey...i forgot...you're an Octogenarian Correct? So i guess those women would be more like "chicks" for you!
More power to ya...! i hope i'm still nailing women when i get there too.
PS.
No case of the Clap as of yet....since i practice safe sex, the chances of this happening are remote. But thanks for the "head" up.
Peace.
JS
Scaramouche said:
use that tampon to wipe the drool coming out of your mouth...whats so bad about his post?Strelok said:
hes probably an lawyer or works for one ect, do you know how to read between the lines or are you still in AFC mode saving women from big bad men lol
LOL...yep..you got that Right.
No wonder we have all these problems with "Modern Western Women!"
We got these Pvssy Wiped dudes who wanna be "Heroes" and save the "Damsel in distress."
....these are the same dudes who end with some Professional Dater who takes them for everything they got...and then dumps them for the Silver Fox with Big Buk$
SUCKA!
thank goodness...at least one other dude sees the truth in that post.
:rockon:
No wonder we have all these problems with "Modern Western Women!"
We got these Pvssy Wiped dudes who wanna be "Heroes" and save the "Damsel in distress."
....these are the same dudes who end with some Professional Dater who takes them for everything they got...and then dumps them for the Silver Fox with Big Buk$
SUCKA!
thank goodness...at least one other dude sees the truth in that post.
:rockon:
georgie24 said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
that biatch is ugly...rofl :crackup: :crackup: