article: Cougars Inc.: The Lady Predator Lifestyle

[MatureDJ]

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[georgie24]

guys!

be very very carefull with cougars, make sure your game is up to par and you use your brains, they ARE SMARTER, MORE EXPERIENCED and if they pick up on you then they already know from your body language they can run the show.

 

[ArcBound]

guys!

be very very carefull with cougars, make sure your game is up to par and you use your brains, they ARE SMARTER, MORE EXPERIENCED and if they pick up on you then they already know from your body language they can run the show.

Sorry I'm not a Mature Man and I know this post might get deleted, but I wanted to give the viewpoint of a younger guy. Why would you put MORE effort into a "cougar"? IMO the "cougar" market is like the used car market. Young men go for cougars cause they can't get women their own age and cougars go for inexperienced young men because most people in their right minds won't go for cougars. A cougar is like a cheap sh!tty car that's been used by countless owners. Why should you put more effort into them?

 

[georgie24]

You dont, cougars will chase you, for many reasons maybe just for your pecker, for self validation that shes attractive, bragging rights to her friends, make her ex husband or BF jeolous and use you to test his commitment to her, just make sure you know how to handle cougars because like i said they are master seducers with ALOT of baggage, blow your load and keep a good distance.

 

[john siegal]

Here's how you handle a cougar.

1. Make sure you are in Control and the Dominant Mate.
   
2. When you first meet them, (usually in a Bar environment), get a couple of Drinks in them (they pay) and coax them to the Car for a BJ. Make sure its a rough one..and force them (if need be) to down the glue. Let um know, verbally and non-verbally that you are the male and she is the female.
   
3. Make um pay for EVERYTHING *(remember...you are the broke young man, trying to make his way in this dog-eat-dog world. She's just here to Coach and Mentor you (in her own way).
   
4. If she insists on showing you off to her friends, be on the look out for other COUGARS who are willing to UP the Ante and pay MORE than your present suitor.
   
5. Look for opportunities to Bang her Hot Daughter (when's she's not looking of course).
   
6. Try to talk her into a 3 some with her daughter. Explain that it will be liberating and its very posh and hip.
   
7. Talk her into a 3 some with her best friend.....(same explanation).
   
8. Make sure you film, 5 and 6. This information will come in handy in the future.
   
   Never, ever develop feelings for these hoes....as they represent the lowest forms of life (used up ex-wifes who were dumped for good reason). Many of them have RAPED their ex-husbands for Big Bucks....so it won't be hard to find a partner in crime to saboteur her if need be.
   
   Yep...its a cold hard world out there fellas...better get used to it or move to Tahiti.
   
   

 

[Strelok]

Here's how you handle a cougar.

1. Make sure you are in Control and the Dominant Mate.
   
2. When you first meet them, (usually in a Bar environment), get a couple of Drinks in them (they pay) and coax them to the Car for a BJ. Make sure its a rough one..and force them (if need be) to down the glue. Let um know, verbally and non-verbally that you are the male and she is the female.
   
3. Make um pay for EVERYTHING *(remember...you are the broke young man, trying to make his way in this dog-eat-dog world. She's just here to Coach and Mentor you (in her own way).
   
4. If she insists on showing you off to her friends, be on the look out for other COUGARS who are willing to UP the Ante and pay MORE than your present suitor.
   
5. Look for opportunities to Bang her Hot Daughter (when's she's not looking of course).
   
6. Try to talk her into a 3 some with her daughter. Explain that it will be liberating and its very posh and hip.
   
7. Talk her into a 3 some with her best friend.....(same explanation).
   
8. Make sure you film, 5 and 6. This information will come in handy in the future.
   
   Never, ever develop feelings for these hoes....as they represent the lowest forms of life (used up ex-wifes who were dumped for good reason). Many of them have RAPED their ex-husbands for Big Bucks....so it won't be hard to find a partner in crime to saboteur her if need be.
   
   Yep...its a cold hard world out there fellas...better get used to it or move to Tahiti.
   
   

WTF?!?
This is too much even for this board and being a professional sexist myself my limits are very loose,are you on vodka or what? that's disturbing...

 

[MonkeyButt]

WTF?!?
This is too much even for this board and being a professional sexist myself my limits are very loose,are you on vodka or what? that's disturbing...

^^^^ What he said.

 

[acw]

^^^ lol...

Looks like the Dr. Seus readers are up early today!

I can see the Sarcasm in this post and how its used to make his point.

I see nothing wrong with this post!

In Fact....most of it is True!

You guys are way too serious...lol

 

[caporal]

Sorry I'm not a Mature Man and I know this post might get deleted, but I wanted to give the viewpoint of a younger guy. Why would you put MORE effort into a "cougar"? IMO the "cougar" market is like the used car market. Young men go for cougars cause they can't get women their own age and cougars go for inexperienced young men because most people in their right minds won't go for cougars. A cougar is like a cheap sh!tty car that's been used by countless owners. Why should you put more effort into them?

Well IMO cougars are GREAT! They are vicious sex machines and know how to fvck like a pro and they are some of the wettest pussies I have ever had. I don't like anything else than casual sex with them.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear DJ,
Thanks for that....I suppose ALL the Sheilahs I am involved with could be called Cougars...Sure some are pretty basic,and the Johny Siegals of this World have their measure,and if they are not careful,a dose of the clap as well...Some of these Women are really quite wonderful,one of my plates is 63,she plays the violin,sings,can literally tango with her eyes closed,is well versed in English,French and Russian literature,as well as her native Mandarin,she can still give you a Blvw job as she rubs her fork against your shin...She runs,swims,rock climbs and has very few lines,the toned body of an Athlete...sure her libido is waning,but many a good stew is boiled in an old saucepan...
As an aside,I am considering a trip to Kunming with a 71 year old woman...she is an expert in Chinese Medicine a poet and a quite good lover..she has a smallholding on the city outskirts and I think it would be very interesting...this woman practises acupuncture and Chinese Massage
Not so much a Panther but an old Snow Leopard,she is proof again that,as long as you can stay healthy things just get easier and easier.

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

IME you can immediately take liberties with cougars that you would at least wait for a minute before initiating with younglings. Grab their t!ts, rub their butts, talk about how I'm going to make her take it all...it makes them feel young, sexy and wanted and it's easy as pie.

Such is the life of a Seizeher.

 

[john siegal]

Hi Scara,

Did you say 63 and 71?

....ehhhh...dude...that's not a cougar...thats more like a "SnagglePuss!"

But hey...i forgot...you're an Octogenarian Correct? So i guess those women would be more like "chicks" for you!

More power to ya...! i hope i'm still nailing women when i get there too.

PS.
No case of the Clap as of yet....since i practice safe sex, the chances of this happening are remote. But thanks for the "head" up.

Peace.

JS

Dear DJ,
clap as well...Some of these Women are really quite wonderful,one of my plates is 63,she plays the violin,sings,can literally tango with her eyes closed,is well versed in English,French and Russian literature,as well as her native Mandarin,she can still give you a Blvw job as she rubs her fork against your shin...She runs,swims,rock climbs and has very few lines,the toned body of an Athlete...sure her libido is waning,but many a good stew is boiled in an old saucepan...
As an aside,I am considering a trip to Kunming with a 71 year old woman...she is an expert in Chinese Medicine a poet and a quite good lover..she has a smallholding on the city outskirts and I think it would be

 

[georgie24]

WTF?!?
This is too much even for this board and being a professional sexist myself my limits are very loose,are you on vodka or what? that's disturbing...

use that tampon to wipe the drool coming out of your mouth...whats so bad about his post?

hes probably an lawyer or works for one ect, do you know how to read between the lines or are you still in AFC mode saving women from big bad men lol

 

[Strelok]

use that tampon to wipe the drool coming out of your mouth...whats so bad about his post?

hes probably an lawyer or works for one ect, do you know how to read between the lines or are you still in AFC mode saving women from big bad men lol

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[acw]

LOL...yep..you got that Right.

No wonder we have all these problems with "Modern Western Women!"

We got these Pvssy Wiped dudes who wanna be "Heroes" and save the "Damsel in distress."

....these are the same dudes who end with some Professional Dater who takes them for everything they got...and then dumps them for the Silver Fox with Big Buk$


SUCKA!


thank goodness...at least one other dude sees the truth in that post.

:rockon:

use that tampon to wipe the drool coming out of your mouth...whats so bad about his post?

hes probably an lawyer or works for one ect, do you know how to read between the lines or are you still in AFC mode saving women from big bad men lol

 

[f283000]

guys!

be very very carefull with cougars, make sure your game is up to par and you use your brains, they ARE SMARTER, MORE EXPERIENCED and if they pick up on you then they already know from your body language they can run the show.

Why??? It's not like we're out to get a relationship out of them. It's all about hit it & quit it with these women.

 

[KingBeef]

that biatch is ugly...rofl :crackup: :crackup: