"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I wouldn't mind seeing the forum default to a sans-serif font like Arial. I find it much more easy to read.

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I wouldn't mind seeing the forum default to a sans-serif font like Arial. I find it much more easy to read.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think this forum could definitely use some design improvement... Surly their are other themes.

When did you decide to return Atom smasher?
 

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I think this forum could definitely use some design improvement... Surly their are other themes.

When did you decide to return Atom smasher?
Right before the site went down. As an inter-dimensional being, I've been traveling through CERN's Hadron collider to discover why they keep having breakdowns. I finished my mission there and came back to this dimension, only to find that I brought back with me excess dark matter which destabilized the server. Now that the new system is up it should be able to withstand the intense energy I sometimes bring to the forum.
 
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Right before the site went down. As an inter-dimensional being, I've been traveling through CERN's Hadron collider to discover why they keep having breakdowns. I finished my mission there and came back to this dimension, only to find that I brought back with me excess dark matter which destabilized the server. Now that the new system is up it should be able to withstand the intense energy I sometimes bring to the forum.
So you've been smashing atoms??

Welcome Back ;) We've missed you!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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