"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I wouldn't mind seeing the forum default to a sans-serif font like Arial. I find it much more easy to read.

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I wouldn't mind seeing the forum default to a sans-serif font like Arial. I find it much more easy to read.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I think this forum could definitely use some design improvement... Surly their are other themes.

When did you decide to return Atom smasher?
 

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I think this forum could definitely use some design improvement... Surly their are other themes.

When did you decide to return Atom smasher?
Right before the site went down. As an inter-dimensional being, I've been traveling through CERN's Hadron collider to discover why they keep having breakdowns. I finished my mission there and came back to this dimension, only to find that I brought back with me excess dark matter which destabilized the server. Now that the new system is up it should be able to withstand the intense energy I sometimes bring to the forum.
 
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Right before the site went down. As an inter-dimensional being, I've been traveling through CERN's Hadron collider to discover why they keep having breakdowns. I finished my mission there and came back to this dimension, only to find that I brought back with me excess dark matter which destabilized the server. Now that the new system is up it should be able to withstand the intense energy I sometimes bring to the forum.
So you've been smashing atoms??

Welcome Back ;) We've missed you!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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