"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Argh! Dumb barber!

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Ahh what do I do? My dumb-ass barber mis-heard me and shaved me not shy of bald. I was supposed to be meeting up with some girl who I think is into me, and now what? I can't walk up to her looking like an egg. I can't use a hat either as someone is bound to tap it off for a joke (maybe even her) or the wind could catch it. It should be grown back to a respectable length within about two weeks. I only meet with her inside of school normally, but I am not going to walk around like this, so what now? I was planning to ask her out properly but now I don't know if I will get my chance to. What do you think I should do? I could SWEAR one of the toddlers in there started mouthing the words to humpty dumpty lol
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Get it shaved bald or be confident with what you do have. Style himself is bald, does that affect his game? No.
 

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SenorSuave said:
Style himself is bald, does that affect his game? No.
True but bald suits Style. Some people's head shapes make them look like complete prats bald - not saying the OP neccisserily does, but just that Style being bald is irrelivant.

To the OP the best I can think of is dress in a way that co-operates with your new hair, or get a wig.
 

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GaryUranga said:
dude theres nothing you can do really so just carry around your new hair confidently and it wont be a problem, also you could come up with a joke for it
agreed.. maybe something like "Yeah my head was too heavy so i decided to take some weight off for a while" orrr "How am I gonna get a nice tan on my head if there's hair on it ?" Just a thought.. good luck anyways....
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just wear a hat. I know you said you can't but that doesn't sound like a good excuse. Either way, just be confident about it. Even if you find some way to hide, it'll still be there and there's a risk of it being shown. And if you **** her, you're not gonna keep a hat or wig on will you?
 
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