Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Argh! Dumb barber!

Venusian Artist

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Ahh what do I do? My dumb-ass barber mis-heard me and shaved me not shy of bald. I was supposed to be meeting up with some girl who I think is into me, and now what? I can't walk up to her looking like an egg. I can't use a hat either as someone is bound to tap it off for a joke (maybe even her) or the wind could catch it. It should be grown back to a respectable length within about two weeks. I only meet with her inside of school normally, but I am not going to walk around like this, so what now? I was planning to ask her out properly but now I don't know if I will get my chance to. What do you think I should do? I could SWEAR one of the toddlers in there started mouthing the words to humpty dumpty lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SenorSuave

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Get it shaved bald or be confident with what you do have. Style himself is bald, does that affect his game? No.
 

Plec07

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SenorSuave said:
Style himself is bald, does that affect his game? No.
True but bald suits Style. Some people's head shapes make them look like complete prats bald - not saying the OP neccisserily does, but just that Style being bald is irrelivant.

To the OP the best I can think of is dress in a way that co-operates with your new hair, or get a wig.
 

muzicfreak2k3

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GaryUranga said:
dude theres nothing you can do really so just carry around your new hair confidently and it wont be a problem, also you could come up with a joke for it
agreed.. maybe something like "Yeah my head was too heavy so i decided to take some weight off for a while" orrr "How am I gonna get a nice tan on my head if there's hair on it ?" Just a thought.. good luck anyways....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just wear a hat. I know you said you can't but that doesn't sound like a good excuse. Either way, just be confident about it. Even if you find some way to hide, it'll still be there and there's a risk of it being shown. And if you **** her, you're not gonna keep a hat or wig on will you?
 
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