"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are you feeling down? Read this!

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Lifeforce

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Freely translated! This could still be you!

"Hello everyone in the cyberworld

I am a very nice guy who is romantic and sensitive. Now I am looking for a princess who I can spoil with my love and maybe even marry. ;) You should be a little shy, and it doesn't hurt if you are a little cute too ;)

We can do alot together, maybe spend a romantic evening walking in the moonlight or take it easy in front of the TV. ;)

I am 5,9 and a little overweight, not the most beautiful but I always feel looks are not very important when you are with somone you really love. I like to play computers, play piano and hug girlz. ;)

Soo tired of being alone, I can't take it any more. Would love to meet someone and have in my arms, but I guess I'm too ugly.

A big hug to anyone that responds.

Star_trekguy"

If you ever feel down, just go read som ads on some places on the internet and you'll feel alot better. It may even crack you up :]
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tactic

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LOL i cracked up right after i saw what you meant.
 
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Brazilian_Blues_Boy

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Do you know what the saddest part? At least, he's doing something!

It's cheesy, corny, but it's something!

Imagine that there are people that are too insecure even to post something like that.... this guy is a hero :p

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lifeforce

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Yeah, he is doing something, but even sadder is that no one is going to reply to him, because even ugly chicks think they are better than they are. He's probably going to hit rock bottom and do something radical or maybe he find some ugly chick he attaches himself to with epoxy glue. :] I can almost see myself in him, xcept the fat part, that's the scary part and a reminder of what I have become since then.

Still a motivator, this is what you are going to become if you stop improving yourself. Print some pathetic add and paste on your fridge or something, as a reminder.
 
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Hahaha, Lifeforce, I just may do that...it would make for some laughs when girls come over.
 
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I call it the "William Hung" effect. A dorky guy that puts his best out there... and people are attracted to him.

However, posting stuff on the internet is still wussy compared to doing it in front of live cameras.

The Star Trek guy will probably attract girls that may be under 5 rating, or girls who like honest guys.
 
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I dont understand why it is so funny. Theirs no humor in it for me. All I sense is that there is this one guy on the internet trying to communicate what he feels. It just seems like this guy has not found himself hence his insecure tone in his writing. Dont DJs have morality and virtue? But here I see you guys 'Laughing' at this dude who just wants to get laid. Hmmm very good DJs as you are, laughing at other peoples problems rather then solving your own. People should go talk to this guy and give him this website and HELP him out. I would send him a message about this site and help him out a bit in life. But lifeforce you dont give the website addy.
 
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Originally posted by Smoothflow
I dont understand why it is so funny. Theirs no humor in it for me. All I sense is that there is this one guy on the internet trying to communicate what he feels. It just seems like this guy has not found himself hence his insecure tone in his writing. Dont DJs have morality and virtue? But here I see you guys 'Laughing' at this dude who just wants to get laid. Hmmm very good DJs as you are, laughing at other peoples problems rather then solving your own. People should go talk to this guy and give him this website and HELP him out. I would send him a message about this site and help him out a bit in life. But lifeforce you dont give the website addy.
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We laugh because we care. I think people need to find this website on their own. Usually, when they feel the need to seek out a website such as this, they are ready and willing to try out the ideas here. Otherwise, people think it is b.s.

Peace.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Smoothflow, I have tried just that to a lot of people. I have even tried to convince AFC guys around me that they should try some hints I give them. The result is always negative, they believe that if they change the way they treat women, they change themselves, and that is wrong. Also as honeyshark says, most believe this board is crap.

But I am solving my own, when I get home from a tough night then reading some adds encourage me to continue my struggle!
 
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I just thought it was funny when i read the name "StarTrek Guy" LMAO.
 
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