Dash Riprock
Master Don Juan
We all know that women do not like wimpy, milquetoast, lazy, unmotivated “men.”
As matter of fact, they despise them.
The problem (for women anyway) is that there are more and more “men” of this caliber for them to choose from. This is actually good news though for the actual “men” out there in that every year their competition seems to lessen. I can speak to this because I’m living it and probably screwing girls you only wish you could--truth. And I’m a lot older than you—and your girlfriend doesn’t care. As a matter of fact, she digs it. I can get her juices flowing like Niagara Falls, and you can’t.
Do you think I’m an arrogant a-hole? Good. Then please stop reading, click the X on your computer to close the window and go turn on Sponge Bob on Nickelodeon and drink a juice box.
Oh, still with me? Fantastic. You’re likely a student of the game and want to improve. I like that. Now let’s see if you can make it through the entire post, though I doubt you can or will.
For all you Gen Z’ers and most Millennial “men,” go Google Vince Lombardi. He was a legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers and is widely considered the greatest NFL coach of all-time (sorry Belichick) and a superb motivator of men. Truth be told, his players hated him. He cussed, drove them mercilessly, demanded perfection, and found fault on a microscopic level in their play—and broadcast it in team meetings. But the players respected him and years later were forever thankful for his driving attitude and coaching and relentless dedication to winning. He turned every one of the players he coached in to MEN. His lessons are timeless and 100% relevant today, despite what your ball-wearing (because she took yours) girlfriend and your docile, beta brain says. His results? The Packers won 3 NFL Championships and 2 Super Bowls (I & II) in 9 years vs extraordinary competition (See 1960’s: Cowboys, Eagles, Bears, Giants, Colts) as the league was much smaller and talent much greater per team.
So, what does Lombardi have to do with it? I’m going to give you the unfiltered truth about what you need to do to 1) Be/Become a “man” and 2) Have better results with women. And guess what (drumroll please), they go 100% hand-in-hand. And you’re going to hate to read it and probably hate me for writing it—because it will hit home for you.
So, if you’re easily offended or overly sensitive, I don’t mean to get your man bun all in a bind and pull you away from your scintillating video game. Maybe you should go smoke a blunt and ***** about girls some more. Go on, beat it kid! This is the adults-only table.
Still with me? Good. You want to learn, not b*itch like today’s she-males. I was hoping to lose about 95% of you by now.
Are You a Man? Answer these questions truthfully and honestly:
1- When you face adversity, do you calmly and confidently look for solutions and stay positive or whine, cry, complain, pout, and throw tantrums like a child?
2- Do you have BIG goals? Finance, entrepreneurship, progressing at work, starting/joining a cause? Or, do you float through life aimlessly, bouncing off the rocks “going with the flow” and end up where the current takes you? No rudder, no motor, no manifest. Man, all that stuff is just way too constricting, right?
3- Can you, and DO you, say “NO” to attractive women once in a while, regardless of her reaction? Or are you more the “Yes, dear” and “I’ll check with the boss” kind of guy who doesn’t want to make waves? Happy wife (or girlfriend) happy life, right?
4- Do you wake up each day asking yourself what you need to do to get closer to reaching your goals; what challenges you need to overcome and/or what you need to “try and fail” with today in the spirit of getting better? Or, do you roll out of bed at noon, grab your phone and start text bombing your girlfriend because you miss her and can’t live without her as she’s everything to you, you tell her everything, and she’s your best friend?
5- Can you bait a hook, throw a hook, and fix things (household items, car, anything mechanical)? Or do you prefer to have your lawn cut, run from an altercation—like some guy grabbing your girlfriend’s ass, and things like spiders, worms and leeches are “gross” and you would much prefer a manicure, smoking weed, and a massage over taking a slimy fish off a hook and getting your hands dirty, any day?
6- Do you work on your body? Do you run, lift weights, hike, bike, swim, and have some semblance of athleticism or are sports and gyms for lunks, Neanderthals, and meatheads? And besides, you hate competition, women dig dad bods, and losing is ok.
7- Do you see woman as a small tasty side dish on a huge plate of food or are they your main course and their acceptance and approval is the driving force in your life?
8- How do you handle getting dumped? And we’ve all been there, Sporto. Do you play bum-out Ed Sheeran songs, sob, and pine to get her back or do you see it as a ground out to the shortstop, one out, next batter up?
9- Do you believe in self and professional development and CNEI (Constant Never-Ending Improvement) or are experts—people (gulp…) smarter than you--all snake-oil salesman full of lies and deceit? Do you try to improve by 1% each day or do you have “enough” education and besides, you’re a “really smart guy” so you’re all good here?
10- Are you a responsible man of your word and do what you say you'll do? You're respectful; firm, friendly, and fair. A good friend but take no BS kind of guy? Or, is flaking funny and cool, responsibility and hard work in life is too hard, and no worries if someone invites you somewhere and you don't show up?
Those are the main ones. There are more but I’m getting tired of typing.
So, are you still with me? Damn. By now I wanted 98% of you to have left and be engaged in an emoji-laced cutesy text conversation with your girlfriend. By the way, tell her she left her earrings at my house. Guess it was because I actually am comfortable, kind of a d*ick, outcome indifferent, and confident in being a man and she knew it. Tell her I’m sorry for breaking her heart because I don’t want a relationship, won’t kiss her ass, and don’t yearn for a girlfriend. She can go back to you, Mr. Nice Guy. Until the next “man” comes along, that it is.
Wait. What’s that I hear? Oh, just the chorus of beta males screaming how much of cave man I am, and Vince Lombardi lived too long ago, and football is for dumb jocks, and social media, and dating apps, and your upbringing, bla, bla, bla makes it all different now. Dash, you don’t know what you’re talking about! they all scream.
Good. Keep screaming…and crying and whining and pouting and making excuses and have your girlfriend put her arm around you, brush your hair back, kiss your forehead, and tell you it’s all going to be ok. She’ll find it adorable (and then vomit behind the tree when you’re not looking).
Look Skippy, women’s biology and programming hasn’t changed in oh, roughly, 100,000+ years despite what the incels and your estrogen-laced beta male mind is trying to tell you. They still want MEN (and all the key ingredients that go into being a man), not boys.
Print my list and tape it to your stupid video game console or smart tv or maybe your bathroom mirror and read it every day while you adjust your man bun, trim your hipster beard, and throw a shirt on over those flat pecs and skinny biceps. Got it?
Are you STILL the f*uck here?! Damn, you’re stubborn.
Good. There’s hope for you after all.
Ciao.
Your friend and "coach,"
~Dash~
As matter of fact, they despise them.
The problem (for women anyway) is that there are more and more “men” of this caliber for them to choose from. This is actually good news though for the actual “men” out there in that every year their competition seems to lessen. I can speak to this because I’m living it and probably screwing girls you only wish you could--truth. And I’m a lot older than you—and your girlfriend doesn’t care. As a matter of fact, she digs it. I can get her juices flowing like Niagara Falls, and you can’t.
Do you think I’m an arrogant a-hole? Good. Then please stop reading, click the X on your computer to close the window and go turn on Sponge Bob on Nickelodeon and drink a juice box.
Oh, still with me? Fantastic. You’re likely a student of the game and want to improve. I like that. Now let’s see if you can make it through the entire post, though I doubt you can or will.
For all you Gen Z’ers and most Millennial “men,” go Google Vince Lombardi. He was a legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers and is widely considered the greatest NFL coach of all-time (sorry Belichick) and a superb motivator of men. Truth be told, his players hated him. He cussed, drove them mercilessly, demanded perfection, and found fault on a microscopic level in their play—and broadcast it in team meetings. But the players respected him and years later were forever thankful for his driving attitude and coaching and relentless dedication to winning. He turned every one of the players he coached in to MEN. His lessons are timeless and 100% relevant today, despite what your ball-wearing (because she took yours) girlfriend and your docile, beta brain says. His results? The Packers won 3 NFL Championships and 2 Super Bowls (I & II) in 9 years vs extraordinary competition (See 1960’s: Cowboys, Eagles, Bears, Giants, Colts) as the league was much smaller and talent much greater per team.
So, what does Lombardi have to do with it? I’m going to give you the unfiltered truth about what you need to do to 1) Be/Become a “man” and 2) Have better results with women. And guess what (drumroll please), they go 100% hand-in-hand. And you’re going to hate to read it and probably hate me for writing it—because it will hit home for you.
So, if you’re easily offended or overly sensitive, I don’t mean to get your man bun all in a bind and pull you away from your scintillating video game. Maybe you should go smoke a blunt and ***** about girls some more. Go on, beat it kid! This is the adults-only table.
Still with me? Good. You want to learn, not b*itch like today’s she-males. I was hoping to lose about 95% of you by now.
Are You a Man? Answer these questions truthfully and honestly:
1- When you face adversity, do you calmly and confidently look for solutions and stay positive or whine, cry, complain, pout, and throw tantrums like a child?
2- Do you have BIG goals? Finance, entrepreneurship, progressing at work, starting/joining a cause? Or, do you float through life aimlessly, bouncing off the rocks “going with the flow” and end up where the current takes you? No rudder, no motor, no manifest. Man, all that stuff is just way too constricting, right?
3- Can you, and DO you, say “NO” to attractive women once in a while, regardless of her reaction? Or are you more the “Yes, dear” and “I’ll check with the boss” kind of guy who doesn’t want to make waves? Happy wife (or girlfriend) happy life, right?
4- Do you wake up each day asking yourself what you need to do to get closer to reaching your goals; what challenges you need to overcome and/or what you need to “try and fail” with today in the spirit of getting better? Or, do you roll out of bed at noon, grab your phone and start text bombing your girlfriend because you miss her and can’t live without her as she’s everything to you, you tell her everything, and she’s your best friend?
5- Can you bait a hook, throw a hook, and fix things (household items, car, anything mechanical)? Or do you prefer to have your lawn cut, run from an altercation—like some guy grabbing your girlfriend’s ass, and things like spiders, worms and leeches are “gross” and you would much prefer a manicure, smoking weed, and a massage over taking a slimy fish off a hook and getting your hands dirty, any day?
6- Do you work on your body? Do you run, lift weights, hike, bike, swim, and have some semblance of athleticism or are sports and gyms for lunks, Neanderthals, and meatheads? And besides, you hate competition, women dig dad bods, and losing is ok.
7- Do you see woman as a small tasty side dish on a huge plate of food or are they your main course and their acceptance and approval is the driving force in your life?
8- How do you handle getting dumped? And we’ve all been there, Sporto. Do you play bum-out Ed Sheeran songs, sob, and pine to get her back or do you see it as a ground out to the shortstop, one out, next batter up?
9- Do you believe in self and professional development and CNEI (Constant Never-Ending Improvement) or are experts—people (gulp…) smarter than you--all snake-oil salesman full of lies and deceit? Do you try to improve by 1% each day or do you have “enough” education and besides, you’re a “really smart guy” so you’re all good here?
10- Are you a responsible man of your word and do what you say you'll do? You're respectful; firm, friendly, and fair. A good friend but take no BS kind of guy? Or, is flaking funny and cool, responsibility and hard work in life is too hard, and no worries if someone invites you somewhere and you don't show up?
Those are the main ones. There are more but I’m getting tired of typing.
So, are you still with me? Damn. By now I wanted 98% of you to have left and be engaged in an emoji-laced cutesy text conversation with your girlfriend. By the way, tell her she left her earrings at my house. Guess it was because I actually am comfortable, kind of a d*ick, outcome indifferent, and confident in being a man and she knew it. Tell her I’m sorry for breaking her heart because I don’t want a relationship, won’t kiss her ass, and don’t yearn for a girlfriend. She can go back to you, Mr. Nice Guy. Until the next “man” comes along, that it is.
Wait. What’s that I hear? Oh, just the chorus of beta males screaming how much of cave man I am, and Vince Lombardi lived too long ago, and football is for dumb jocks, and social media, and dating apps, and your upbringing, bla, bla, bla makes it all different now. Dash, you don’t know what you’re talking about! they all scream.
Good. Keep screaming…and crying and whining and pouting and making excuses and have your girlfriend put her arm around you, brush your hair back, kiss your forehead, and tell you it’s all going to be ok. She’ll find it adorable (and then vomit behind the tree when you’re not looking).
Look Skippy, women’s biology and programming hasn’t changed in oh, roughly, 100,000+ years despite what the incels and your estrogen-laced beta male mind is trying to tell you. They still want MEN (and all the key ingredients that go into being a man), not boys.
Print my list and tape it to your stupid video game console or smart tv or maybe your bathroom mirror and read it every day while you adjust your man bun, trim your hipster beard, and throw a shirt on over those flat pecs and skinny biceps. Got it?
Are you STILL the f*uck here?! Damn, you’re stubborn.
Good. There’s hope for you after all.
Ciao.
Your friend and "coach,"
~Dash~
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