"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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are some situations bad for sarging?

d.k.kong

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i had my teeth cleaned yesterday. the woman working on my teeth was hot, and i felt that we were connecting (when we were talking that is)

but i didn;t think it would b cool to ask for her number before i left..... i mean she had been scraping my plaque and telling me to rinse and spit.

do you guys think it would have been ok?

what kind of situations are not ok to be sarging?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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john_1234

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she's aware it's an awkward situation for you since they're cleaning your mouth. if you sarged her, while coming across as if you weren't phased at all by the situation, i think she'd respond well
 

doctoroxygen

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I would say funerals, but the women are so horny, it's not even fair..
 

NINJA PIMP

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Doesn't matter if she helped you clean out your colon...it's all fair game if you don't let it bother you.

In reality, there is no situation thats bad for pickup except the very moment you see a HB kissing some guy..probably not the best idea to walk up to her, tug her sleeve and get the number :p

Aside from that, you should have enough balls to pursue opportunities wherever they show up.
 

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d.k.kong,

Oh man, I love those kinds of awkward situations because they`re so much fun to work with.

The next time this HB works on or cleans your teeth, at the end of the session, say something like, "Since you had me on my back, and I didn`t get wined and dined, tell me your phone number and we`ll do this right". Then go on to tell her that she better pick a fancy restaurant because you`re not cheap or easy and you`re picky too.

You get the idea. Leverage the situation to your benefit, always.

Just my 2 cents.

Cheers,
Mav
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diplomatic_lies

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A bad situation to sarge would be in the aftermath of a terrorist attack, or in the contamination ward of a disease control centre.

Although I guess some guys could pull it off. "So, you've got the bubonic plague? So do I!"
 
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