"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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are millitary hats cool?

killbill

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Okay so I was watching some show and this dude had a black millitary hat on and to me it looked cool. so what I want to know is what do you guys think about them? and do any of you have one? :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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monster squad

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I would never wear one in a million years. Having said that, they have become very "trendy" as of late.
 

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John Rambo never wear a hat. And he's like the coolest military that there is.



I just wear my hair, or do-rag and helmet. The only time you could see me wearing something is when I take off my helmet and have a do-rag.
 

Serialized3

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djSlvt said:
I just wear my hair, or do-rag and helmet. The only time you could see me wearing something is when I take off my helmet and have a do-rag.
wigga please
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol, i saw a pair yesterday on a little boy.. poor child
 

PRMoon

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I have a few marine field caps. They look good and they're comfortable as hell. I got mine from a military surplus store for mad cheap, I was just done buying fitted caps from colleges and pro teams.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No, but those military chains are in apparently. Like the metal tag things, I don't know what they're called.
 

jesusrules

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dog tags are ****in awesome. you can make your own at walmart. its at the end of the registers its for pets but i say **** it. I was getting my dog one then I noticed theres no way someone will know where the hell you got it at. so i might make myself one.
 

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shoot. my dog is so damn spoiled he won't let me put his damn collar back on without him snapping and hawling at me, let alone a dog tag. he thinks everytime I try to put the collar on he is going outside...and he doesn't like going outside unless he has to ****, and if that's' the case he goes out in the front yard and comes right back end.. damn he has it made
 

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Metal gear what? No, I guess not. I had a hunch they might be called dog tags, but I didn't say that because then I thought, 'why are they called dog tags if they use them in the military?' I didn't know they actually put them on dogs too.

Haha, sweet next time I'm at Walmart I'll make one for myself. Hey jesusrules, what does yours say on it?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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jesusrules

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~attrACTION~ said:
Metal gear what? No, I guess not. I had a hunch they might be called dog tags, but I didn't say that because then I thought, 'why are they called dog tags if they use them in the military?' I didn't know they actually put them on dogs too.

Haha, sweet next time I'm at Walmart I'll make one for myself. Hey jesusrules, what does yours say on it?
mine says big mother f*cker. I just felt like putting something that would make me laugh.:yes:
 
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