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Are dirty jokes a sign of IL?

Big Eee Zee

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If a girl who is very outgoing and jokes a lot is always making dirty jokes about you to others while you are around, what does it mean?

Like if she made a bunch of sexual jokes about you and would only repeat them if pestered about it? Does this indicate that she is thinking of you sexually and just makes jokes, or is it a sign that she sees you as a friend to poke fun at?
 

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If it is a confortable zone where both of you are joking back and forth about sex and sexual tension is created then she wants you. But if it's more like she's making fun of you cause she thinks you're not getting laid anywhere than that's just mean and obviously she doesn't want you.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
and would only repeat them if pestered about it? Does this indicate that she is thinking of you sexually and just makes jokes, or is it a sign that she sees you as a friend to poke fun at?
what's the joke? come on, tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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if she sees you as a friend and make jokes, ask yourself does she act the same way with her other friends. ahhhhhhhhhh... ;)
 

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If she makes dirty jokes, she's thinking about sex.

If she makes dirty jokes about you and not other people, she's thiniking about sex with you.

No, you can't call her on it. In fact, getting her to repeat them is probably the worst thing you can do because it brings it to the surface, where her anti-slut conditioning takes effect. THat's why she won't repeat them.

Women are godesses of subtlety. As a man, you should respond to it and take action. If she "didnt' mean it in THAT way", she'll let you know. Otherwise, enjoy yo'self.
 

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squirrels, you always give the best advice.

As to what started this-

We were with a group of people and she said something that had everyone cracking up. I asked what and she didn't want to tell me 'cause she thought I'd get mad. Finally she told me. My phone had dialed the guy that was there in my pocket (cause its a piece of ****) and she had said,

"Well, he was probably thinking of (name) and something made the phone call."

It was in my pocket, get it?
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
squirrels, you always give the best advice.

As to what started this-

We were with a group of people and she said something that had everyone cracking up. I asked what and she didn't want to tell me 'cause she thought I'd get mad. Finally she told me. My phone had dialed the guy that was there in my pocket (cause its a piece of ****) and she had said,

"Well, he was probably thinking of (name) and something made the phone call."

It was in my pocket, get it?
wow that was a lame joke on her behalf LOL,
 

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geez or it could just be she was just busting your balls for fun. this question dont make sense.
 

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