"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are dirty jokes a sign of IL?

Big Eee Zee

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If a girl who is very outgoing and jokes a lot is always making dirty jokes about you to others while you are around, what does it mean?

Like if she made a bunch of sexual jokes about you and would only repeat them if pestered about it? Does this indicate that she is thinking of you sexually and just makes jokes, or is it a sign that she sees you as a friend to poke fun at?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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If it is a confortable zone where both of you are joking back and forth about sex and sexual tension is created then she wants you. But if it's more like she's making fun of you cause she thinks you're not getting laid anywhere than that's just mean and obviously she doesn't want you.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
and would only repeat them if pestered about it? Does this indicate that she is thinking of you sexually and just makes jokes, or is it a sign that she sees you as a friend to poke fun at?
what's the joke? come on, tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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if she sees you as a friend and make jokes, ask yourself does she act the same way with her other friends. ahhhhhhhhhh... ;)
 

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If she makes dirty jokes, she's thinking about sex.

If she makes dirty jokes about you and not other people, she's thiniking about sex with you.

No, you can't call her on it. In fact, getting her to repeat them is probably the worst thing you can do because it brings it to the surface, where her anti-slut conditioning takes effect. THat's why she won't repeat them.

Women are godesses of subtlety. As a man, you should respond to it and take action. If she "didnt' mean it in THAT way", she'll let you know. Otherwise, enjoy yo'self.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Big Eee Zee

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squirrels, you always give the best advice.

As to what started this-

We were with a group of people and she said something that had everyone cracking up. I asked what and she didn't want to tell me 'cause she thought I'd get mad. Finally she told me. My phone had dialed the guy that was there in my pocket (cause its a piece of ****) and she had said,

"Well, he was probably thinking of (name) and something made the phone call."

It was in my pocket, get it?
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
squirrels, you always give the best advice.

As to what started this-

We were with a group of people and she said something that had everyone cracking up. I asked what and she didn't want to tell me 'cause she thought I'd get mad. Finally she told me. My phone had dialed the guy that was there in my pocket (cause its a piece of ****) and she had said,

"Well, he was probably thinking of (name) and something made the phone call."

It was in my pocket, get it?
wow that was a lame joke on her behalf LOL,
 

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geez or it could just be she was just busting your balls for fun. this question dont make sense.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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