"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Aprils Fool Joke at 12:01am

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My girlfriend called me from Wisconsin, I picked up the phone and she was crying (she woke me up with the call).

She said she had something to tell me that would make me hate her, something about us. Then she said "Matt, I'm pregnant" while still crying and sobbing (very believable).

Considering I havent seen her for a week and she's 100 miles away, I asked "Gee, I hope it's not mine" joking around....

She was all scared and wondering what she should do. This went on for several minutes, then she said "April Fools"


What a bastard!

Ok, that's my story for the day....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That is one joke that wasn't very funny. I probably wouldn't speak to that broad for a very long time.
 
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There's a little truth in every joke. Even though it was just that, a joke, she might have also been trying to gauge your response too. Some women love to test you by seeing your reaction to stuff. Next time she tries to pull that sh-t, don't even let it phase you.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ah, the old, "I'm pregnant" April Fools Joke. I guess it never gets old.
 
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how can i get her back????????
 
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