"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Aprils Fool Joke at 12:01am

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My girlfriend called me from Wisconsin, I picked up the phone and she was crying (she woke me up with the call).

She said she had something to tell me that would make me hate her, something about us. Then she said "Matt, I'm pregnant" while still crying and sobbing (very believable).

Considering I havent seen her for a week and she's 100 miles away, I asked "Gee, I hope it's not mine" joking around....

She was all scared and wondering what she should do. This went on for several minutes, then she said "April Fools"


What a bastard!

Ok, that's my story for the day....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That is one joke that wasn't very funny. I probably wouldn't speak to that broad for a very long time.
 
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There's a little truth in every joke. Even though it was just that, a joke, she might have also been trying to gauge your response too. Some women love to test you by seeing your reaction to stuff. Next time she tries to pull that sh-t, don't even let it phase you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ah, the old, "I'm pregnant" April Fools Joke. I guess it never gets old.
 
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how can i get her back????????
 
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