"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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April Fools!!!!

resilient

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Anyone have some great pranks to tell? Share your stories here!

I pranked one of my exes today telling her I money laundered some money and I need to get out of town for a few days and that I'm taking her across the border to Mexico. I had her going for a while it was great.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Senior year we would have off campus lunch, and it just so happened to fall on april fools day. Well my friend had a different lunch cycle then I did and on this particular day he forgot to shut the rear window on his 94 bronco. Well we thought it would be funny to hop in see if we can pop it in neutral and try and push it to another spot. Well I drove a 95 crown vic at the time and thought why not try putting my key in the ignition to see if anything would happen. Well to my shock and utter disbelief the car started up right away. This being caused because 89-95 fords used terrible starters and could basically be started without a key after a couple years. Well we move the truck back about 4 rows then go on with our day amazed at our pranking ability.

Well school gets out and we get to the cars before my friend who we're pranking, pretending like we're "suprised" that he's still here because we were thinking he's left early. Well he starts to freak out thinking his truck had been stolen and looked all over the parking lot for it, one time looking right at it. Well when he started to call his dad cause he was freiked out I tell him "april fools" and reveal his truck. Well he was still kinda pissed about it and punched me in my arm but it was hilarious and by far the best april fools day ever.
 

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I need a joke to pull on my boss today.


few days ago we went to Quiznos, and i parked right up near his truck so he couldn't get in from the drivers side.....well when i came back to the office he unpluged my monitor and hid the cable (good thing i now where he keeps his spare cables....)
 
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