"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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April Fools!!!!

resilient

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Anyone have some great pranks to tell? Share your stories here!

I pranked one of my exes today telling her I money laundered some money and I need to get out of town for a few days and that I'm taking her across the border to Mexico. I had her going for a while it was great.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Senior year we would have off campus lunch, and it just so happened to fall on april fools day. Well my friend had a different lunch cycle then I did and on this particular day he forgot to shut the rear window on his 94 bronco. Well we thought it would be funny to hop in see if we can pop it in neutral and try and push it to another spot. Well I drove a 95 crown vic at the time and thought why not try putting my key in the ignition to see if anything would happen. Well to my shock and utter disbelief the car started up right away. This being caused because 89-95 fords used terrible starters and could basically be started without a key after a couple years. Well we move the truck back about 4 rows then go on with our day amazed at our pranking ability.

Well school gets out and we get to the cars before my friend who we're pranking, pretending like we're "suprised" that he's still here because we were thinking he's left early. Well he starts to freak out thinking his truck had been stolen and looked all over the parking lot for it, one time looking right at it. Well when he started to call his dad cause he was freiked out I tell him "april fools" and reveal his truck. Well he was still kinda pissed about it and punched me in my arm but it was hilarious and by far the best april fools day ever.
 

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I need a joke to pull on my boss today.


few days ago we went to Quiznos, and i parked right up near his truck so he couldn't get in from the drivers side.....well when i came back to the office he unpluged my monitor and hid the cable (good thing i now where he keeps his spare cables....)
 
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