“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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April Fools!!!!

resilient

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Anyone have some great pranks to tell? Share your stories here!

I pranked one of my exes today telling her I money laundered some money and I need to get out of town for a few days and that I'm taking her across the border to Mexico. I had her going for a while it was great.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Senior year we would have off campus lunch, and it just so happened to fall on april fools day. Well my friend had a different lunch cycle then I did and on this particular day he forgot to shut the rear window on his 94 bronco. Well we thought it would be funny to hop in see if we can pop it in neutral and try and push it to another spot. Well I drove a 95 crown vic at the time and thought why not try putting my key in the ignition to see if anything would happen. Well to my shock and utter disbelief the car started up right away. This being caused because 89-95 fords used terrible starters and could basically be started without a key after a couple years. Well we move the truck back about 4 rows then go on with our day amazed at our pranking ability.

Well school gets out and we get to the cars before my friend who we're pranking, pretending like we're "suprised" that he's still here because we were thinking he's left early. Well he starts to freak out thinking his truck had been stolen and looked all over the parking lot for it, one time looking right at it. Well when he started to call his dad cause he was freiked out I tell him "april fools" and reveal his truck. Well he was still kinda pissed about it and punched me in my arm but it was hilarious and by far the best april fools day ever.
 

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I need a joke to pull on my boss today.


few days ago we went to Quiznos, and i parked right up near his truck so he couldn't get in from the drivers side.....well when i came back to the office he unpluged my monitor and hid the cable (good thing i now where he keeps his spare cables....)
 
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