How could anyone who knows me actually believe I'm engaged. Oh wait, they are all females that's how. And the fact that me and this chic have been exchanging wall posts all day and I recruited my friends to post stuff like "finally, its about time you too did it!" "What took you so long to propose man!" . Hilarity and gullibility has ensued as well as phone calls, texts and emails. LOL.
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April Fools & Facebook.
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squirrels
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I thought about posting here that I was getting married to a girl I just met, as an AFJ. 
Amazing said:
Yah I girl I knew changed her status to engaged, so I convinced her to say she was engaged to me. We have been sending each other love notes and sexy videos all day. lol. Had one girl cuss me out because she thought it was real, she sent me some naked pics on my phone a couple of days ago. LOLOLOLOL. In the middle of her cussing me out, I asked her if she knew that gullible wasn't in the dictionary! She tried to laugh it off, but she showed her hand.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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Ahahahahaha, nice.
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Well, trailblazer, you and 30 other people on my friend's list beat me to it.
ThunderMaverick said:Well, trailblazer, you and 30 other people on my friend's list beat me to it.
LOL. I know right? About 10 of my friends did it and people still fell for it. Clearly some people are not the brightest, others complained about all the pregnancies and celebrities who died. Facebook : showing you which one of your friends believes everything they read without thinking since 2005
Kailex
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I hate you Warrior. It's all your fault.
You see, I don't use Facebook anymore. So when I saw this thread, I figured... what the eff?
So I listed my status as Engaged and then updated my status with:
"Wow, Empire State Building. It was magnificent, it was the perfect spot to act like I tripped, bend down on one knee and then propose. She said YES from the top of New York City."
Well, at first I get a few CONGRATS.
And then it starts happening... my sister starts texting me with ???????.
My mom's leaving me voicemails yelling at me: "How dare you not tell me first!!!"
Awesome.
And then it finally happens.
I hadn't used my Facebook for MONTHS, since I was in an LTR, and you guessed it... my ex is still ON MY FACEBOOK.
Thank you Warrior. I had her all over my ass for that.
PS: It was hilarious. I loved every minute of it. People are way too gullible.
You see, I don't use Facebook anymore. So when I saw this thread, I figured... what the eff?
So I listed my status as Engaged and then updated my status with:
"Wow, Empire State Building. It was magnificent, it was the perfect spot to act like I tripped, bend down on one knee and then propose. She said YES from the top of New York City."
Well, at first I get a few CONGRATS.
And then it starts happening... my sister starts texting me with ???????.
My mom's leaving me voicemails yelling at me: "How dare you not tell me first!!!"
Awesome.
And then it finally happens.
I hadn't used my Facebook for MONTHS, since I was in an LTR, and you guessed it... my ex is still ON MY FACEBOOK.
Thank you Warrior. I had her all over my ass for that.
PS: It was hilarious. I loved every minute of it. People are way too gullible.
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Not all that long ago, shortly after i ended things with a girl, i changed my facebook status to engaged and selected a girl I know from high school that lives in japan now. She starts commenting on my status and from the comments you can see it's obviously a joke.Warrior74 said:
So the next morning, like 9 hours after this happened, i wake up to texts from the ex saying i gave her a breakdown and she can't believe this and that i'm such a hypocrite because i had told her that i'd never get married and on and on and on. Oh, and that i had told her before that i never talk to exes so of course she's exploding that i'm talking to an ex. The joke girl isn't even an ex. She was another of my friend's exes.
I haven't seen the "engaged" girl in 15 years and she lives in JAPAN which is easily seeable from the comments we went back and forth making and by glancing at her profile.
No one else blinked at an eye at the status change because they know me.
So now i'm the callous assh0le who's out to get her and doesn't care that he gives her "breakdowns." Even after she accepts that it was a joke that should've been obvious from the start.
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Changed my status to "married" as a joke when I went to india for a month.
22 replies, not ONE of them believed it. most were "hahahha" or "rofl" but a couple were like "you get back here right now mister"
maybe I just don't give off that vibe
22 replies, not ONE of them believed it. most were "hahahha" or "rofl" but a couple were like "you get back here right now mister"
maybe I just don't give off that vibe