"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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approaching is all about willpower. Everyone is nervous

habdragon08

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Everybody is just as scared as you when you first making an approach. Everybody chickened out 5 times before actually doing it. I know I did, atleast.

Approaching a girl is kind of like taking a plunge into a VERY cold pool(or taking a cold shower). The more you do it, you still feel scared, you still feel uncomfortable when you actually do it, just the more you do it, the more you are aware of how its going to feel and all the positive outcomes. You know you have to do it sooner or later, and if you dont have the willpower to do it, you might as well go home, smoke a pack of cigarettes and jack off.





And Yes, cold showers do have good side effects.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Incog

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She's a human being.

You're a human being.

She's a female.

You're a male.

Males and females were uniquely designed for each other.

Go talk to her.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Incog said:
She's a human being.

You're a human being.

She's a female.

You're a male.

Males and females were uniquely designed for each other.

Go talk to her.
Gotta love the simplicity of it. :up:

BTW habdragon08, willpower is always fleeting.
 
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