ElStud, cut the fvcking crap.
Seriously, I've tried giving you advice for fvcking weeks, and after all that, you sit here and rationalize away the reason why you aren't failing. Yes, there's more important things in life than getting laid, but being ****ty with women is going to affect your standard of living.
Don't you want to know that when a hot girl walks by, you are capable of dating her/getting in her pants? Or would you rather level up your Yoshi character?
We've all been virgins, and it sucks. There's always that feeling of ineptitude when you're dealing with chicks. You just have to power through it, instead of making excuses like "I don't want sex that bad."
You and I both know that sex, and your lack thereof, crosses your mind every time you beat off, every time your friends talks about girls they hooked up with, and every time you go to a party and some girl is dressed slutty. Why not spare yourself the mental strain and actually lose your v-card.
ElStud, if I were given a video game controller and could plug it into your a$$hole and control you, I could probably get you laid in about a week, depending on how bad your appearance is. Since I can't do that, my only option is to give advice over this forum.
I'm going to make an ultimatum. I'm one of the last friends you have on this forum, because you're an extreme version of what I was like two years ago. You will provide the following:
-A picture of you in an everyday setting
-A field report written with excruciating detail. How you touched her, what were her reactions, what you said and how she responded, and everything that lead up to the #close or rejection.
If you provide both of these, and we offer advice both on your game and your appearance, you WILL get laid. If you make an excuse and/or don't provide these things, I will troll the sh!t out of your topics.
The fun times are over, ElStud. Either man up on here so we can help you, or just stop posting and sign up for a wold of warcraft account.
