"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Appetite

Yookiwooki

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Hey all,

I've just decided to work on bulking up from my 5'11'' 140 lbs. scrawnyness...

I've never been known to have a big appetite and looking at some of the dietary suggestions in the stickies, I don't know if I can acually eat enough to make that kind of change.

Anyone know how to increase your appetite besides just eating till you think your going to puke?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wolf116

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How do you eat an elephant??? in lots of little bits.

You will slowly get used to it. Sometimes you'll fill like you need to puke but that's all part of it.
 

Warboss Alex

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cardio will help stimulate the metabolism and increase appetite..

otherwise just cultivate the pregnant look and you should do well. :D
 
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